Comedy chuckwagon Newt Gingrich got a ton of mileage out of his cranky and peevish take-down of CNN's John King, and by extension the whole of the liberal media empire. (And for Gingrich's gross vehicle weight rating, tons of mileage don't come cheap!) You will recall that ABC was scheduled to air an interview with one of Newt's former wives almost immediately following last Thursday's debate in South Carolina and that King decided to open the debate with a question about ex-wife Marianne Gingrich's allegations that Newt had pressed her for an open marriage. Graduate-level reprobate Newt naturally and easily lobbed this softball out of the park in part with an angry claim that his campaign provided family friends who could testify the story was false but that ABC had rebuked the offers. This claim, it seems, was just a fall-back to one of Newt's most trusted rhetorical techniques:
is that why newt keeps licking her?
So when does Calista turn into a block of salt?