Wait, wait, we'll tell you all about Newt Gingrich's plans to get laid tonight in just a second -- that is what you all want to read about, right?
I'm afraid the "special lube" Mrs. Beer and I bring out on Valentine's Day is Jiffy Lube.
"Mitt...remember when I gave unto my delegates so you could beat Obama and you called me a good sport?"
"Yes, Newt"
"Well, you lost you dumb fuck. Now I'm going to kill myself"
"Saaaaay, Newt...you ARE a good sport!"
For Callista&#039;s sake, I hope Newt isn&#039;t a vegetarian. <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/blogs..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/does-peta-ad-...">http://news.yahoo.com/blogs...
Hell...who am I kidding. Newt is a larditarian and bullshititarian.
No no...she&#039;s not on the rag. She has an &quot;infection&quot;.
Ann: Are you ready my little friend?
Little Friend: Not tonight, Ann...I have a dead battery.
That&#039;s what they call Callista&#039;s fluffer, isn&#039;t it?
Can Unctuous Newt Trivialize valentine&#039;s day?
I&#039;m afraid the &quot;special lube&quot; Mrs. Beer and I bring out on Valentine&#039;s Day is Jiffy Lube.
&quot;Mitt...remember when I gave unto my delegates so you could beat Obama and you called me a good sport?&quot;
&quot;Yes, Newt&quot;
&quot;Well, you lost you dumb fuck. Now I&#039;m going to kill myself&quot;
&quot;Saaaaay, Newt...you ARE a good sport!&quot;
For Callista&#039;s sake, I hope Newt isn&#039;t a vegetarian. <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/blogs..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/does-peta-ad-...">http://news.yahoo.com/blogs...
Hell...who am I kidding. Newt is a larditarian and bullshititarian.
No no...she&#039;s not on the rag. She has an &quot;infection&quot;.
Ann: Are you ready my little friend?
Little Friend: Not tonight, Ann...I have a dead battery.
That&#039;s what they call Callista&#039;s fluffer, isn&#039;t it?
Can Unctuous Newt Trivialize valentine&#039;s day?