Wait, wait, we'll tell you all about Newt Gingrich's plans to get laid tonight in just a second -- that is what you all want to read about, right? -- but first: This Newt Gingrich "Valentine's Day attack site," Liberals Love Romney. It points out that Romney and various liberal men are gay for each other, which is hardly news. See it? There's Al Gore, there's Barack Obama, there's George Soros, there's Saul Alinsky. Oh, a lady -- she needs to leave. It's going to be a great Valentine's night for Mitt Romney, according to this dumb Newt Gingrich website. What's in store for Gingrich himself? Just go ahead and vomit now, to get it out of the way.
I'm afraid the "special lube" Mrs. Beer and I bring out on Valentine's Day is Jiffy Lube.
"Mitt...remember when I gave unto my delegates so you could beat Obama and you called me a good sport?"
"Yes, Newt"
"Well, you lost you dumb fuck. Now I'm going to kill myself"
"Saaaaay, Newt...you ARE a good sport!"
For Callista&#039;s sake, I hope Newt isn&#039;t a vegetarian. <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/blogs..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/does-peta-ad-...">http://news.yahoo.com/blogs...
Hell...who am I kidding. Newt is a larditarian and bullshititarian.
No no...she&#039;s not on the rag. She has an &quot;infection&quot;.
Ann: Are you ready my little friend?
Little Friend: Not tonight, Ann...I have a dead battery.
That&#039;s what they call Callista&#039;s fluffer, isn&#039;t it?
Can Unctuous Newt Trivialize valentine&#039;s day?