While preaching to a crowd of hipster-lads, pastor and part-time Johnny Cash impersonator Jim Garlow explains why nobody in America can find a job. It's because everyone has been aborted, so there's no one left to buy any new stuff. According to Garlow -- senior pastor of Skyline Wesleyan Church in San Diego, California, and chair of the
Our population is growing because we're having more abortions...that makes perfect sense. I feel bad now though. I had three abortions on the way to work just because I could...and I'm a guy.
I like to think of the world as a petri culture dish with us humans as the bacteria happy reproducing in a nutrient gel. Unfortunately because there is a limited amount of nutrient gel, just like the earth's resources, the bacteria will eventually die in their own excrement. So Jim Garlow, it is perfectly obvious that God wants you to eat shit and die. What's the hold up?
That was horrible...wonderfully horrible though. Remember the ad that showed a fetus smoking to turn women away from smoking while pregnant? That's the image I got except the fetus is laying down golden tiles while smoking a butt and complaining about the angelic supervisor.
If they had ultrasounds back in the date, my fetal portrait would have shown me with a glass of Dewers.
Our population is growing because we're having more abortions...that makes perfect sense. I feel bad now though. I had three abortions on the way to work just because I could...and I'm a guy.
Malthus' 'Essay on Population' was just something he wrote for a school project. No big deal.
I like to think of the world as a petri culture dish with us humans as the bacteria happy reproducing in a nutrient gel. Unfortunately because there is a limited amount of nutrient gel, just like the earth's resources, the bacteria will eventually die in their own excrement. So Jim Garlow, it is perfectly obvious that God wants you to eat shit and die. What's the hold up?
God told man to be fruitful and multiply before He created bumper to bumper traffic; wisely, as it turns out.
"but unless our entire economy can stay afloat on a river of hydrogenated fat and sadness "
You have won the morning.
Thanks...you have given me another tool to use against pro-lifers.
That was horrible...wonderfully horrible though. Remember the ad that showed a fetus smoking to turn women away from smoking while pregnant? That's the image I got except the fetus is laying down golden tiles while smoking a butt and complaining about the angelic supervisor.
Well, a few years ago I was hearing that abortion caused an increase in violence (figure that one out), so they need to get their story straight.