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Ennui There Yet's avatar

I loved Degenerate Power Women on Unplugged.

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bobbert's avatar

Your persona is starting to slip.

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bobbert's avatar

Ah, there must be a half dozen Snow White parody pornos.

I want to see somebody do the <a href="http:\/\/www.holycow.com\/dreaming\/stories\/snow-glass-apples\/" target="_blank"> Neil Gaiman </a> version.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

From the article, it sounds like the women are long gone ... unless this Parlato goon likes to keep a secretary.

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Mahousu's avatar

From what I can recall of the movie, it mostly seemed to consist of Kristen Stewart standing around looking vaguely bored. Is <i>that</i> the inherently masculine role being usurped?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

He sees through the dastardly untruth that females can be smarter or more assertive than males - indeed, that they can be <i>equivalent</i> to men. Huzzah!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think there might be some "cum hyenas" around here, as well.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Dude wants women to be at home, raising his children, with their delicate manhoods.</i>

How do you think it's escaped their notice that todays cost-of-living requires that both parents work to just make ends meet?

If they could reset the world's economy back to a time when a family of 4 could live comfortably on Dad's $5,200 annual income, I may listen.

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diogenez's avatar

I guess we can forget about any quiche recipes.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Mr. Paralto may not like this, but I've learned (the hard way) that the six little words every woman wants to hear are "yes dear, whatever you say dear".

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

We are powerless before wymyn's superior abstinence skills.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Apparently, the height of manliness involves a complete lack of capitalization. Thankfully, I'm a godless heathen sodomite sissy who can type!

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