Do you frequently find yourself longing for a simpler, quieter time? A time with less argument, less dissent? A time where pesky things like "women" were not all walking around, being humans? Niagara Falls Reportereditor Frank Parlato is! He's tired of women trying to be men, goddammit, with their having jobs, and not cooking things, and if a movie critic wants to review movies that challenge that, well, he's gotta find another damn paper, because
Ah, there must be a half dozen Snow White parody pornos.
I want to see somebody do the <a href="http:\/\/www.holycow.com\/dreaming\/stories\/snow-glass-apples\/" target="_blank"> Neil Gaiman </a> version.
From what I can recall of the movie, it mostly seemed to consist of Kristen Stewart standing around looking vaguely bored. Is <i>that</i> the inherently masculine role being usurped?
He sees through the dastardly untruth that females can be smarter or more assertive than males - indeed, that they can be <i>equivalent</i> to men. Huzzah!
<i>Dude wants women to be at home, raising his children, with their delicate manhoods.</i>
How do you think it&#039;s escaped their notice that todays cost-of-living requires that both parents work to just make ends meet?
If they could reset the world&#039;s economy back to a time when a family of 4 could live comfortably on Dad&#039;s $5,200 annual income, I may listen.
Mr. Paralto may not like this, but I&#039;ve learned (the hard way) that the six little words every woman wants to hear are &quot;yes dear, whatever you say dear&quot;.
Apparently, the height of manliness involves a complete lack of capitalization. Thankfully, I&#039;m a godless heathen sodomite sissy who can type!
I loved Degenerate Power Women on Unplugged.
Your persona is starting to slip.
Ah, there must be a half dozen Snow White parody pornos.
I want to see somebody do the <a href="http:\/\/www.holycow.com\/dreaming\/stories\/snow-glass-apples\/" target="_blank"> Neil Gaiman </a> version.
From the article, it sounds like the women are long gone ... unless this Parlato goon likes to keep a secretary.
From what I can recall of the movie, it mostly seemed to consist of Kristen Stewart standing around looking vaguely bored. Is <i>that</i> the inherently masculine role being usurped?
He sees through the dastardly untruth that females can be smarter or more assertive than males - indeed, that they can be <i>equivalent</i> to men. Huzzah!
I think there might be some &quot;cum hyenas&quot; around here, as well.
<i>Dude wants women to be at home, raising his children, with their delicate manhoods.</i>
How do you think it&#039;s escaped their notice that todays cost-of-living requires that both parents work to just make ends meet?
If they could reset the world&#039;s economy back to a time when a family of 4 could live comfortably on Dad&#039;s $5,200 annual income, I may listen.
I guess we can forget about any quiche recipes.
Mr. Paralto may not like this, but I&#039;ve learned (the hard way) that the six little words every woman wants to hear are &quot;yes dear, whatever you say dear&quot;.
We are powerless before wymyn&#039;s superior abstinence skills.
Apparently, the height of manliness involves a complete lack of capitalization. Thankfully, I&#039;m a godless heathen sodomite sissy who can type!