You HAD to know, given that the two state legislators in this stupid Michigan sex scandal are rightwing teabagger Christians, that things would get even weirder and dumber. Friday, we told you how state Rep. Todd Courser came up with a Most Cunning Plan to cover up his affair with state Rep. Cindy Gamrat: He'd have an aide email the media a fake accusation that he was paying for gay hookers
I have a feeling this is who Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes fame) grows up to be. I'm sure the next conspiracy theory cooked up will involve Hobbes as the Grand Conspirator and Susie Derkins as the rentboys Madam.
A bronze casting of Gamrat sucking Courser's erect cock installed in front of the Michigan Capitol, while he holds a modified version of the Gadsen Flag (saved from another Wonketteer's disallowed comment)? I mean, if my native state won't stop embarrassing me, then let's go all the way.
I'm not sure how normal Michigan ever really was...in Holly, MI, after all, they actually celebrate the fact that Carry Nation chopped apart one of their bars (and that's not the always-batshit-crazy western part of the state). They were, however, economically successful for a while, and I'm guessing that covered a number of the other problems.
Is Gamrat a Canuckistani Import like Nickelback? If we spread that rumor, does it matter whether she actually is or not?
That's why this douche went out with her.
Burn Without Thinking
I have a feeling this is who Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes fame) grows up to be. I'm sure the next conspiracy theory cooked up will involve Hobbes as the Grand Conspirator and Susie Derkins as the rentboys Madam.
What would Barstool do?
Calvin libelz!
This level of stupid really deserves a permanent monument.
Remember that behind every stupid elected official, there stands a stupid electorate. In this case, that would be 2 stupid electorates.
A bronze casting of Gamrat sucking Courser's erect cock installed in front of the Michigan Capitol, while he holds a modified version of the Gadsen Flag (saved from another Wonketteer's disallowed comment)? I mean, if my native state won't stop embarrassing me, then let's go all the way.
And thus ends Episode 2 of House of Tards.
This is TEH BEST: On his website, on July 1, he said, (and I quote)
"Last Thursday was a sad day for America. Last Thursday was a crushing day for those who believe in traditional marriage and traditional morality."
June 25...Thursday...the day of the week Courser and Gamrat set aside for office sex.
heh
This why the Wonket doesn't allow comments.
I must be really old, because I can remember when Michigan was like, well, normal.
I'm not sure how normal Michigan ever really was...in Holly, MI, after all, they actually celebrate the fact that Carry Nation chopped apart one of their bars (and that's not the always-batshit-crazy western part of the state). They were, however, economically successful for a while, and I'm guessing that covered a number of the other problems.