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Revenant's avatar

Say you are the dully elected Shurf of Pokeapig County, Arkansas, and you have three suspects in custody for the murder under circumstances of peculiar atrocity of Betty Batty, spinster of this parish. The Christian names of the three miscreants are Dwain, Duane, and Markwayne. To which of these red bloodied Amurrcans do you award the coveted Chemical Cocktail in recognition of his achievements in the field of ghastly atrocity?

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Frank von Winkhorst's avatar

WBC: "I didn't know you could do that."

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Frank von Winkhorst's avatar

We need a tag team match between Scientology and WBC.

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Frank von Winkhorst's avatar

I once emailed Fox News complaining I wasn't on the Enemies of O'Reilly list. It took them a good month to get back to me with some idiot form letter.

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Frank von Winkhorst's avatar

I was wondering why your syntax was so bad till I got further along. As for "puntcuate," I can imagine being banned for life for using that in a sentence.

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Frank von Winkhorst's avatar

Greengrocer's what?

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Frank von Winkhorst's avatar

You mean like the Society for Indecency to Naked Animals? If I didn't know for a fact that there are a buttload of really dumb folks livin' in the good ole U S of A, I could entertain that possibility.

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Frank von Winkhorst's avatar

Neither do I, but I occassionally make an exception for certain high visibility individuals.

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Frank von Winkhorst's avatar

William S. Burroughs?

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Frank von Winkhorst's avatar

Does that make them a bigger hole?

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Lawk's avatar

Hard to replicate that hellfire and brimstone meets church lady look

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

You've obviously never been to The WalMart when they have parking lot sales

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Lawk's avatar

Lol

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EmmettGrogan's avatar

When I read things like WBC being against Kim Davis, I feel like I'm dreaming. You know it's a weird news day when you read things like this. Also, too, I never thought I'd actually say these words: "Great job WBC, keep up the good work!" Now I need to go wash my mouth out.

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Mintie's avatar

At last, the wing it cannibalism begins!

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fredoandme's avatar

i laughed right out loud!!!

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