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Westboro going after Kimmie? I almost feel sorry for her. No, wait, scratch that. I don't.

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Stole Shirley's "look"?

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They wer even BETTER WHen 'Ole Fred typed them up on a ReAL typewriter@@@!

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Westboro+Baptist=Dumber than shit

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God Hates Morons!

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WBC: "I didn't know you could do that."

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We need a tag team match between Scientology and WBC.

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I once emailed Fox News complaining I wasn't on the Enemies of O'Reilly list. It took them a good month to get back to me with some idiot form letter.

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I was wondering why your syntax was so bad till I got further along. As for "puntcuate," I can imagine being banned for life for using that in a sentence.

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Greengrocer's what?

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You mean like the Society for Indecency to Naked Animals? If I didn't know for a fact that there are a buttload of really dumb folks livin' in the good ole U S of A, I could entertain that possibility.

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Neither do I, but I occassionally make an exception for certain high visibility individuals.

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William S. Burroughs?

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Does that make them a bigger hole?

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Hard to replicate that hellfire and brimstone meets church lady look

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You've obviously never been to The WalMart when they have parking lot sales

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