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bobbert's avatar

Or, it's possible that he's just a fucking liar.

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Also2Something's avatar

As some of you I'm a GA resident and I can assure you that if any teacher at my son's public high school posted that trash on social media they'd not only be excluded they'd be fired.

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Also2Something's avatar

My son's AP Lit teacher would have a ginormous conniption fit over his comic sans... she absolutely loathes that font. She has it X'd out as her Twitter profile pic. Seriously.

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Well, objectively, booze is pretty terrible.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Hey. I resent that implication. I've never even watched one of our school's FB games.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

"You need to have lots of Post-its and index cards" Obviously I am teaching History wrong.

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Joseph's avatar

I think of Obama every time I torch off my 33 year old handmade mahogany bong while I'm feeding the birds in the Park. The birds really like me. So do the squirrels.

My daughter was cranky when I asked to be buried with my bong but I told her to get her own friends.

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Joseph's avatar

Putin should put his shirt on. He looks like grandma got her boobs out.

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Joseph's avatar

It would upset me that this sun dried dick would be teaching my children - if I was stupid enough to live in Florida.

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Nabil Al-Murabit's avatar

If we would've know electing a man who self identifies as being an Afrikan-Murikan would drive so many regressive, racist whites angry, we should've done it sooner. Obama is a pussy 9 million times? WTF kind of time does that douche have on his hands?

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Bobby Shrimpton's avatar

He was WAAAY off base with that comment. ..... He left out the word commie. I'd like to "redistribute" my foot in a commies arse. Is that "hillbilly" enough for all you elitist, self-absorbed, intellectual libs reading this? I say libs, but there is nothing liberating about you if you believe that a bigger government, with their hands up everyone's rear, controlling every aspect of Americans lives, is what you truly stand for. Get a clue. This is supposed to be a country with a minimalist, constitutionally bound federal government. Not a f)&*)n dictatorship, (per use of executive orders) that taxes everyone to death in order to ATTEMPT to cradle to grave nanny-state every individual who whines that they deserve what someone else has. (Social justice .... It is THEFT to anyone who doesn't have narcissistic ideological blinders on).

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Stand your Dumbing-down [of grammar, Moran]

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PubOption's avatar

The school board didn't want headlines like 'President Visits Local School. Ranting Teacher Dragged Out by Secret Service'.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Sad Nobody From Who-Gives-A-Fuck Can't Spell, Media Confuses 'Impotent' and 'Important'

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

ABC News is in the pocket of Big Butthurt!!!1

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"As you lay dying"

PROMISE, FLORIDA?

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