A Georgia elementary school is doing something innovative for its students -- no, silly, it's not trying innovative methods for teaching math or getting kids excited about science. Instead, it's inviting the Gideons into the school library and having kids line up to get their very own Bibles, which are apparently in such short supply in Georgia that volunteers are needed to hand them out in public schools. But hey, at least they're promoting literacy by taking the kids to the library, maybe.
Let's start with teaching the little dears Leviticus, and all the ways people ought to be punished by death. Given Georgia's open carry laws, I can already feel the righteousness welling up.
Ha ha, jokes on them! None of those books will be read. No one under the age of 60, <i>especially</i> teenagers, has the patience to wade through Gideon&#039;s miasmic micro-fiche version of the KJV. And people over 60 doubt they have enough time left to finish it.
S&amp;W doesn&#039;t give away anything. I&#039;m sure they&#039;d be happy to sell a million units, however, to the NRA for its &#039;Firepower for Tots&#039; program.
Mein Kramps, also too.
Out loud.
Abdul?
If you carve out the mid-section, you can stash your free condoms that the school is handing out.
Let&#039;s start with teaching the little dears Leviticus, and all the ways people ought to be punished by death. Given Georgia&#039;s open carry laws, I can already feel the righteousness welling up.
Dang, it was free doorstop day at Cloverleaf Elementary and I missed it?
And there&#039;s that bit in Proverbs about getting wisdom.
Oh, sure, but when I asked to hand out copies of the Necronomicon, they looked at me like I had gone mad.
Ha ha, jokes on them! None of those books will be read. No one under the age of 60, <i>especially</i> teenagers, has the patience to wade through Gideon&#039;s miasmic micro-fiche version of the KJV. And people over 60 doubt they have enough time left to finish it.
S&amp;W doesn&#039;t give away anything. I&#039;m sure they&#039;d be happy to sell a million units, however, to the NRA for its &#039;Firepower for Tots&#039; program.
You did all that AND were outnumbered. Well done sir and/or madam and/or both.
Let&#039;s start with Lot and his daughters. (And before you say anything, nobody gets that drunk.)