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default's avatar

It's coming Louie, now swallow.

DahBoner's avatar

I've met 3 people who live on the West Coast, from Seattle to LA and none of them knew it gets above 100F there...

Geniuses, in touch with nature, LOL

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

That's right, Harold Camping said so!

Joseph's avatar

I only have a couple of openings for smiting in the next couple of years so if he is going smite he better get off his dead ass.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

'7.2973525697Γ—10^βˆ’3? Damn.... 7.2973525698Γ—10^βˆ’3?...'

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

He knows all the buttsechs parts. For some reason.

Joseph's avatar

Since we have limited information, he may be smiting right now and we would not know. Don't look back at the city - just in case.

Joseph's avatar

Sorry. I can't imagine anyone breeding Gohmert. ALthough, stranger things have happened.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

When on at least some issues IRAN is more progressive than you are, you might wanna re-examine some of your Sincerely Held Beliefs.

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If there's any smiting to be done, it should start with religious fuckwads like this.

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Good thing they didn't have the likes of Scalia, Alito, and Thomas on the Court back then, or Loving might have been decided otherwise.

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You'd think the Xtards would be content to wait for Jeebus to deal with the whole mess. It's almost as if they didn't quite believe that he will.

Rick Hill's avatar

He's right! Gawds going to strike us with plagues, super diseases resistant to modern medicine. He's going to flood our coastlines, strike our most abundant regions with drought and flood. He's going to wipe a third of animal species from the face of the earth. He's going to raise armies in the East, foes who swear to destroy us. He's going to....oh wait. Those are all going to happen because of republican policies......but at least they can blame it all on liberal/feminist/gay/hippies!