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A convicted rapist sexually attacked a female correction officer? This proves that inmates are homosexuals by choice, according to Ben Carson.

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If only members of high school and college sports teams and fraternities were as caring as those inmates...

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This is America so, sadly, usually "what crimes you committed that put you in Rikers Island in the first place" are just smoking pot while being black or brown.

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I hope he goes to jail for this.

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In my Bill O'Rielly voice:

...Obviously these "mongrels" were attempting to influence their PROBATION hearings in the future! FYI, I was there because I saw photos!

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What's worse, the warden tried to cover it up by calling it a "use of force incident". Because you know, reporting it as a sexual assault might give the impression that they can't run their jail.

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There's some good in everybody, except for (fill in blank)

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Darth Cheney

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At least they weren't selling single cigarettes.

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Or back on the chain gang?

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Kitty Genovese's spirit lives on. In prison, at least.

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I saw photos of him handing out condoms to whoever called next because she was a slut, obvs.

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You said "hardened", titter, titter.

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which carries the death penalty...

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Say, you know who else jumped in to prevent a prison rape? (Hint: Godwin's Law does not apply here)

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