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BarackMyWorld's avatar

$10/hour sounds about right if that's how long it takes to write a Wonkette article. Wonkette: ur California minimum wage pioneers!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

My goodness, did you dream the same dream as me?!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"And we would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for you meddling Californians!"

--Koch-sucker CEOs everywhere

Shypixel's avatar

Yeah, go ahead businesses, and pull out of the third largest economy in the world.

<em>That's</em> going to happen...

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...why is it called capitalism when CEO's get triple digit increases in pay but it's "unprecedented" for workers to get an extra $100 dollars per paycheck?!

Shypixel's avatar

Have you been watching the news?

Yes, it is going to suck. Hard.

Shypixel's avatar

But they need that extra money to buy equipment to fend off all of the vicious and poisonous creatures in Australia that want to kill them.

Joshua Norton's avatar

10 bucks an hour. That should go a long way towards a down payment on that rundown, nothing-burger "fixer-upper" of a house down the street that just went on the market for 1.5 million.