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SpideySenser's avatar

They'd crucify her!!!1!11

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Yes - I believe the slogan is "Recreate - not RE-create"

Lefty Mark's avatar

"Um yeah, that weird bilingual shit, also too."

Lefty Mark's avatar

Yes, yes, there is plenty to respect and applaud in our neighbor to the north. (And I'll be among the first to do so; a fair number of my ancestors - English, French and most significantly, Acadian - came from there.) But it's not all good. The GWN has it's share of <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Je_me_souviens_\(2002_film\)" target="_blank">skeletons in the closet</a> too.

Vienna Woods's avatar

We actually do have a hockey course (full credit) at our high school.

Vienna Woods's avatar

If the Conservatives are still in power up here, don't waste your time.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

As a Canadian, it is news to me that it's not called a Riding in the US...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Nice to see that the Royal Canadian Mounded Police are protecting Sex Ed up in the provinces.

SpideySenser's avatar

If a Canadian is going to run for prez-nit here, can it be Ms. Dawson and not Senor Cruz? Please? Really, please?

schmannity's avatar

Hockey ed is still mandatory, however.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

In a country where it's winter for approximately 10-out-of-12 months, I am guessing that Canadian folks spend a significant amount of time on "indoor recreational activities." At least minus the abstinence-only BS (which is <a href="http:\/\/www.advocatesforyouth.org\/publications\/1487" target="_blank">well-proven to be completely ineffective</a>) the young-un's will be prepared to recreate safely.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

If this article proves anything, it's that the world needs more sluts.

And Canadians.

artem1s's avatar

Canada should just nuke us from orbit already. why they haven't already is a mystery to me.

Lot_49's avatar

Attention Amish, Quakers and other America-hating pacifists with since religious aversion towards organized killing: you no longer have to pay the 20 percent (a "conservative" estimate to be sure) of your income taxes that go towards our wonderful War-All-the-Time® government.

Or rather, you no longer have to have your assets seized and incur heavy penalties for not paying that 20 percent.

<i>Mille grazie, Nino! Muchas gracias, Hobby Lobby!</i>

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I think about moving to Uruguay, but my wingnut brother was bitching about moving to Barcelona on the eve of Bam's winning last time. I reminded him that Spain was an actual socialist country and he got even more pissed off when I suggested he move to Somalia

fuflans's avatar

the right to freedom FROM religion.

siggghhhhh.