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You mean, all of them?

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And I already know how to fill it out:

666 FuckYouAny Way

Fuck Off, Fuckface 782831-666-FUCKOFF

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I call him the deranged circus peanut. Or the technicality executive.

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The guy who won on a technicality.

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Saying that is the precise equivalent of saying "Trump is the same as Clinton". If you can't see the difference between bad and worse, then the worse can get away with anything because you're all like "what about the other bad stuff". "Whataboutery" is always an excuse for doing nothing, like "both sides do it".

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I'm afraid the US does support Scientology in its foreign policy, or at least it used to - when Bill Clinton lent on Germany in the 1990s to go easy on the cult, after Travolta and Cruise lent on Bill. Similarly when other countries try to prosecute Scientology, the US has a history of going "muh freedom of religion". It may have changed under Obama, I'm not sure, but Scienos generally love Trump so it'll be coming back.

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No, it's blank because it's a joke. You remember humor, right?

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Maybe? The fellow Catholics I run into are a pretty worldly tolerant bunch, that might just be the fact we're up in Soviet Canuckistan.

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they weren't sending their best... Now where have I heard that before?

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tee hee!

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What is this faggot cake?

Asking for a friend.

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No it's not. Trumpy and Bad Vlad aren't going to war with each other. They're going to gang up and hold Earth to ransom.

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Or are they hiding in Whoville?

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Not sure the MTC could nail "Wang Dang Doodle."

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They know all the angles. (stole that)

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They feel like they've won?

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