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Aquaria's avatar

You mean, all of them?

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Aquaria's avatar

And I already know how to fill it out:

666 FuckYouAny Way

Fuck Off, Fuckface 782831-666-FUCKOFF

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Aquaria's avatar

I call him the deranged circus peanut. Or the technicality executive.

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Aquaria's avatar

The guy who won on a technicality.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Saying that is the precise equivalent of saying "Trump is the same as Clinton". If you can't see the difference between bad and worse, then the worse can get away with anything because you're all like "what about the other bad stuff". "Whataboutery" is always an excuse for doing nothing, like "both sides do it".

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

I'm afraid the US does support Scientology in its foreign policy, or at least it used to - when Bill Clinton lent on Germany in the 1990s to go easy on the cult, after Travolta and Cruise lent on Bill. Similarly when other countries try to prosecute Scientology, the US has a history of going "muh freedom of religion". It may have changed under Obama, I'm not sure, but Scienos generally love Trump so it'll be coming back.

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Serai 1's avatar

No, it's blank because it's a joke. You remember humor, right?

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phoenix00's avatar

Maybe? The fellow Catholics I run into are a pretty worldly tolerant bunch, that might just be the fact we're up in Soviet Canuckistan.

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HooverVilles's avatar

they weren't sending their best... Now where have I heard that before?

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ahughes798's avatar

tee hee!

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NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

What is this faggot cake?

Asking for a friend.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

No it's not. Trumpy and Bad Vlad aren't going to war with each other. They're going to gang up and hold Earth to ransom.

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mailman27's avatar

Or are they hiding in Whoville?

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mailman27's avatar

Not sure the MTC could nail "Wang Dang Doodle."

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mailman27's avatar

They know all the angles. (stole that)

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mailman27's avatar

They feel like they've won?

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