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Great - now I'll have my phone tapped every time I buy a ton of coffee creamer.

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What we need is a way to identify those guys early on.

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Like a true nature child.

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I don't see where the transformation to a Republican is supposed to happen.

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Florida, because physics; Texas, because LBJ.

The only discernable effect on the locals is a lot of "Fuck, yeah! USA!!" whenever a rocket goes up.

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I hope she used <a href="http:\/\/www.iaprisonind.com\/downloads\/msds\/IPI-PhosAcidBowl.pdf" target="_blank">this stuff </a> in her experiment.

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that is just dastardly.

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The theory being that when it comes to shooting stuff off into the air, Texans had a lot more experience.

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Life is unfair. Rush combined four Burrito Supremes, a cup of coffee, and three Oxycontins, which produced more than "a few milligrams" of gas, and he made millions.

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