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oh you wonderful miss lady. you remind me that america can be beautiful.

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we could chip in. I can probably spring for an S but that'll tap me out

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Yeah my first thought when I saw this was "why am I just now seeing this on WONKETTE the next day?"

Not that I don't love Wonkette, but their job isn't to bring me news really quickly, and the places where that is their job....this is not a top item, to say the least.

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*I* have no reason to live, and I certainly expect to die (I mean, someday, right?) but you don't see ME running around w/ a gun. I stand my ground w/ a bottle of Jamesons. You know, like a reasonable person.

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I am sure the NRA does not approve of this talking instead of shooting. It's probably unconstitutional anyway.

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Seems perfectly descriptive to me.

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Well doesn't this just <i>blow a big fucking hole</i> through this "good guy with a gun" bullshit. So just as torture-vs-not torture is a false dichotomy, so is the good guy-vs-bad guy gun drivel. It isn't foolproof or universal, but as it happens, talking to people like they are fellow human beings in a reasonable and non threatening manner <i>can</i> get the desired result. And I say that as a person who owns firearms (<i>not</i> nra member and never have been).

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Tuff. And easy on the eyes.

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I also.

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is thankful for a happy ending to this story, but I am again reminded how happy I am not to have any children. This old world is one helluva mess.

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Not really an option for most guntards.

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Chocolate chip LIBELZ11!!!!1a1!

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If only she'd been armed, she could have saved herself a whole hour of talking.

-- Wayne LaPierre.

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a sidewalk

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Surprising, and that's sad - but quite great - to read "nobody was injured".

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Wow, its almost like diplomacy, love, and understanding of our fellow humans is the most powerful weapon we've ever devised.

Nah, just kidding, its obviously the Hydrogen Bomb. Wouldn't that be a great world though?

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