Still a sizable number of the people polled think he's doing great. Who ARE these people, and where are these polls? Sure, I know there are soulless billionaires and techbros who are making out like bandits, there are still hate-filled groupies out there (saw a pair in the PDX airport while I was going through screening wearing their garish cultist tees) but really- are those polls accurate?
I have to admit...ever since Jimmy Fallon danced on our field in 2004, I have reveled in the pain of Red Sox fans when it comes. Ditto, for after the Patriots were gifted the Super Bowl after 9/11.
To really be thorough in the polling business, they should gauge the approval/disapproval numbers for Cole Allen. too. I have a feeling he would do better than Preznit Cankles.
If I get on public transit and spin around with my erect penis thumping small children in the face with a hefty thump, that's totally cool and not my fault.
So when making my meal plan for this week, I put in "Mexican" for today, cause we have "Mexican" every couple weeks on account we all like it. The reason it is just "Mexican" is because we all like different things from the same ingredients, but I have given up on making the refried beans myself, when they are so cheap and soooo much better from the local Mexican Joint.
I had no idea it was Cinco de Mayo, cause I do not really pay attention to the calendar when doing the week's plan, just the weather, cause can't do burgers on the grill in a monsoon.
Hubby will be braving the May 5th crowds for....an order of refried beans (and probably 2 cheese enchiladas, he likes to have them for lunch the next day.
This amuses me.
Side note: I will be trying stuffed avocados tonight. The recipe calls for chicken but I do not like meat in my mexican so I shall not be doing chicken, but instead lots of veggies and herbs and cheese like stuff. I will be sure to have my pinky out.
Addendum: We are not, as far as I know, Latin American. So I cannot call myself Jen the Posh Mexican and I have the feeling if I went with Jen EATS Posh Mexican, there'd be a lot of misunderstanding
I see several headlines this morning calling the ceasefire or truce in Iran 'tested' or 'in question.' CNN says 'Trump won't say if ceasefire is still in effect,' as if what Trump says means a damn thing. Then I see a CBS headline claiming that the US has sunk 7 Iranian ships and Iran has fired on the UAE. Not sure how that happens in a ceasefire.
I really do support on the ground journalism, but I am ready to cancel my local paper. Two events this weekend: one could be attended by everyone--our local Pride Parade*--and one that could only be attended by women and their sons--"Mom Prom"--and which got the WAY BIGGER spread? Yep, the "Mom Prom." It got a quarter of the cover above the fold and and ENTIRE page inside. Pride got a tiny mention in a right hand column.
*Norman celebrates Pride in May so students who can't celebrate at home in June can march.
When daughter was born, spousal unit was introduced to La Leche League by pediatrician. She had maybe three or four visits until the lady revealed she was breastfeeding her four-year old son.
https://rossboulton1.substack.com/p/trumpmaga-breakup-letter?r=2leuaj&utm_medium=ios
Then why did Massie lose?
Still a sizable number of the people polled think he's doing great. Who ARE these people, and where are these polls? Sure, I know there are soulless billionaires and techbros who are making out like bandits, there are still hate-filled groupies out there (saw a pair in the PDX airport while I was going through screening wearing their garish cultist tees) but really- are those polls accurate?
I have to admit...ever since Jimmy Fallon danced on our field in 2004, I have reveled in the pain of Red Sox fans when it comes. Ditto, for after the Patriots were gifted the Super Bowl after 9/11.
But, mostly because of Jimmy Fallon.
To really be thorough in the polling business, they should gauge the approval/disapproval numbers for Cole Allen. too. I have a feeling he would do better than Preznit Cankles.
Good morning,
Today's Haiku
They hate him bigly
He smelled of shit and dust
Thought he was a king
So much spiraling.
86 47
Third line candidate:
"then take out the trash"
This is something that angers me so much that I want bad things to happen to this fucker. Like really bad things.
𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗮𝗱𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗰𝗶𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝟭𝟲𝟱 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗮𝗿𝗺𝘀
Onshore wind development in the United States is being brought to a standstill.
https://arstechnica.com/science/2026/05/trump-administration-cites-national-security-in-stalling-165-wind-farms/
Windmills are Al Qaeda terrists. Everybody should know that.
Totally national security is making us bribe companies to stop doing those
Gojira libelz!
Godzilla became a fighter for public safety, and that orange bag of shit certainly doesn't care about that.
tfg = monster zero
He's Goodkilla.
No, the magic beans can't replace teachers.
𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗱𝘆 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗚𝗣𝗧 𝗶𝗻 𝗲𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗹𝗮𝗴𝘀
The retracted study on ChatGPT in education was already cited hundreds of times.
https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/05/influential-study-touting-chatgpt-in-education-retracted-over-red-flags/
ChatGPT was used to write that study.
#WaitForIt!
ChatGPT was used to review the study
LOLOLOLOL
I read 'magic bean' and my mind went someplace else.
🤩💗😎
The Devil's Doorbell?
The thirsty cat in the hat?
The man in the boat?
red flags like how it was all bullshit?
Wow look at that publisher blaming Social Media for spreading it, certainly not THEIR fault for publishing it
If I get on public transit and spin around with my erect penis thumping small children in the face with a hefty thump, that's totally cool and not my fault.
I mean, I'd like to see the judge's face when you tried that defense.
Discovery would be thwapping dolls with mah meaty love truncheon.
It'd be entertaining.
Thwapping USA! 🎶
trump doesn't even need to own an airline to bankrupt it.
He could make free ribeye steak in a half-price whorehouse unpopular.
I've been working on my John Kennedy Foghorn Leghorn impression lately.
The old man's bankruptcy powers grow strong.
He might be able to take out some more casinos the direction Vegas is headed.
Good morning!
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Today's update from the on going AI-bro slap fight in Silicon Valley ...
𝗙𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴: 𝗘𝗹𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗸 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗲𝗱 [𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗔𝗜 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁] 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗴 𝗕𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹; 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗲𝗱, 𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗕𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 [𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗔𝗜 𝗖𝗘𝗢 𝗦𝗮𝗺] 𝗔𝗹𝘁𝗺𝗮𝗻 “𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮”
No, Elno, you an Donnie Dipshit will FOREVER be the most hated broke-dick, whiny, stupid narcissists in the world.
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/04/musk-altman-open-ai-settlement-trial-brockman.html
Elon: Wah! Wah! OpenAI should remain non-profit. I should be the only one making a profit*.
*nobody's making a profit
Be fair! The Billionaire owners are sure making a profit as the scam, I mean convince, people to invest
..so the entire trial is a fucking grift?
Shocking, I know.
There's no one more penny pinching tight assed than the fucking rich I swear.
And this is someone that can make a penny squeal saying that!
The'll squeeze a penny so hard, it'll make Lincoln shed tears.
Yes. Elno is mad because his "AI" sucks as bad as he does, and OpenAI is the current cool kid with lots of money.
I wonder if he considered not basing his AI on a cesspool of nazi fuckers?
Might be worth a shot!
But what about FREEZE PEACH??!??!?
Short True Story: Not Doom related
So when making my meal plan for this week, I put in "Mexican" for today, cause we have "Mexican" every couple weeks on account we all like it. The reason it is just "Mexican" is because we all like different things from the same ingredients, but I have given up on making the refried beans myself, when they are so cheap and soooo much better from the local Mexican Joint.
I had no idea it was Cinco de Mayo, cause I do not really pay attention to the calendar when doing the week's plan, just the weather, cause can't do burgers on the grill in a monsoon.
Hubby will be braving the May 5th crowds for....an order of refried beans (and probably 2 cheese enchiladas, he likes to have them for lunch the next day.
This amuses me.
Side note: I will be trying stuffed avocados tonight. The recipe calls for chicken but I do not like meat in my mexican so I shall not be doing chicken, but instead lots of veggies and herbs and cheese like stuff. I will be sure to have my pinky out.
From Puce Sarcasms to Posh Mexican.
Addendum: We are not, as far as I know, Latin American. So I cannot call myself Jen the Posh Mexican and I have the feeling if I went with Jen EATS Posh Mexican, there'd be a lot of misunderstanding
might be worth it for the lols though
This is obvs more thought than I was able to put into it, just rolling outta bed.
I see several headlines this morning calling the ceasefire or truce in Iran 'tested' or 'in question.' CNN says 'Trump won't say if ceasefire is still in effect,' as if what Trump says means a damn thing. Then I see a CBS headline claiming that the US has sunk 7 Iranian ships and Iran has fired on the UAE. Not sure how that happens in a ceasefire.
Tested like a splodey SpaceX rocket.
I thought he said the entire Iranian navy was at the bottom of the sea?
''floating at the bottom of the sea''
"200%, 300%, even 700% of Iranian navy has been sunk." -- Cadet Bone Spurs, soon
No doubt he DID say that. Means it's probably not true.
He did.
Schrodinger's ceasefire?
You know he's not keeping his word.
This is my shocked face: 😐
Trolling billionaire Jeff Bezos and his wife Lauren Sánchez Bezos has become an unofficial theme at this year’s Met Gala. https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/lauren-s%C3%A1nchez-humiliated-as-americans-rally-against-husband-on-her-big-night/ar-AA22ocFp?cvpid=d0436f6652aa4cdffaaf7b8f757abc93
I really do support on the ground journalism, but I am ready to cancel my local paper. Two events this weekend: one could be attended by everyone--our local Pride Parade*--and one that could only be attended by women and their sons--"Mom Prom"--and which got the WAY BIGGER spread? Yep, the "Mom Prom." It got a quarter of the cover above the fold and and ENTIRE page inside. Pride got a tiny mention in a right hand column.
*Norman celebrates Pride in May so students who can't celebrate at home in June can march.
Ground journalism? I like my journalism whole bean.
Fresh ground journalism as opposed to stale dirt news?
yes
No CBS for me.
As Norman always said "A boy's best friend is his mother."
"Mom Prom"? I'm totally grossed out now.
When daughter was born, spousal unit was introduced to La Leche League by pediatrician. She had maybe three or four visits until the lady revealed she was breastfeeding her four-year old son.
I just threw up in my mouth.
It's the counter-part to the Daddy-Daughter Dance. -_-
I still can't figure out why those dances squick me out.
They are gross. You date someone out of your family, not your child.
Especially if her name is "Ivanka".
Or at least wait for a family reunion to meet someone.
Well, I keep wondering how many of those dads get boners while dancing.
That's just a wrong thing to think about.
Yeah, that kinda brushed the line. Trump?
Together they are Grossception.