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Jill's avatar

Then why did Massie lose?

Bel-Ami's avatar

Still a sizable number of the people polled think he's doing great. Who ARE these people, and where are these polls? Sure, I know there are soulless billionaires and techbros who are making out like bandits, there are still hate-filled groupies out there (saw a pair in the PDX airport while I was going through screening wearing their garish cultist tees) but really- are those polls accurate?

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I have to admit...ever since Jimmy Fallon danced on our field in 2004, I have reveled in the pain of Red Sox fans when it comes. Ditto, for after the Patriots were gifted the Super Bowl after 9/11.

But, mostly because of Jimmy Fallon.

fawkedifiknow's avatar

To really be thorough in the polling business, they should gauge the approval/disapproval numbers for Cole Allen. too. I have a feeling he would do better than Preznit Cankles.

biff murphy's avatar

Good morning,

Today's Haiku

They hate him bigly

He smelled of shit and dust

Thought he was a king

Marcus Damicus's avatar

So much spiraling.

86 47

Ill-Advised's avatar

Third line candidate:

"then take out the trash"

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

This is something that angers me so much that I want bad things to happen to this fucker. Like really bad things.

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗮𝗱𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗰𝗶𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝟭𝟲𝟱 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗮𝗿𝗺𝘀

Onshore wind development in the United States is being brought to a standstill.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2026/05/trump-administration-cites-national-security-in-stalling-165-wind-farms/

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Windmills are Al Qaeda terrists. Everybody should know that.

Well Dressed & Incredibly Jen's avatar

Totally national security is making us bribe companies to stop doing those

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Godzilla became a fighter for public safety, and that orange bag of shit certainly doesn't care about that.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

No, the magic beans can't replace teachers.

𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗱𝘆 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗚𝗣𝗧 𝗶𝗻 𝗲𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗹𝗮𝗴𝘀

The retracted study on ChatGPT in education was already cited hundreds of times.

https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/05/influential-study-touting-chatgpt-in-education-retracted-over-red-flags/

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

ChatGPT was used to write that study.

#WaitForIt!

YaJagoff's avatar

I read 'magic bean' and my mind went someplace else.

Well Dressed & Incredibly Jen's avatar

red flags like how it was all bullshit?

Well Dressed & Incredibly Jen's avatar

Wow look at that publisher blaming Social Media for spreading it, certainly not THEIR fault for publishing it

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

If I get on public transit and spin around with my erect penis thumping small children in the face with a hefty thump, that's totally cool and not my fault.

Well Dressed & Incredibly Jen's avatar

I mean, I'd like to see the judge's face when you tried that defense.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Discovery would be thwapping dolls with mah meaty love truncheon.

It'd be entertaining.

Dirty Work's avatar

trump doesn't even need to own an airline to bankrupt it.

Tammy Scumbag's avatar

He could make free ribeye steak in a half-price whorehouse unpopular.

I've been working on my John Kennedy Foghorn Leghorn impression lately.

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

The old man's bankruptcy powers grow strong.

Dirty Work's avatar

He might be able to take out some more casinos the direction Vegas is headed.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Today's update from the on going AI-bro slap fight in Silicon Valley ...

𝗙𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴: 𝗘𝗹𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗸 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗲𝗱 [𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗔𝗜 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁] 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗴 𝗕𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹; 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗲𝗱, 𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗕𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 [𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗔𝗜 𝗖𝗘𝗢 𝗦𝗮𝗺] 𝗔𝗹𝘁𝗺𝗮𝗻 “𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮”

No, Elno, you an Donnie Dipshit will FOREVER be the most hated broke-dick, whiny, stupid narcissists in the world.

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/04/musk-altman-open-ai-settlement-trial-brockman.html

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Elon: Wah! Wah! OpenAI should remain non-profit. I should be the only one making a profit*.

*nobody's making a profit

Well Dressed & Incredibly Jen's avatar

Be fair! The Billionaire owners are sure making a profit as the scam, I mean convince, people to invest

Well Dressed & Incredibly Jen's avatar

..so the entire trial is a fucking grift?

YaJagoff's avatar

Shocking, I know.

Well Dressed & Incredibly Jen's avatar

There's no one more penny pinching tight assed than the fucking rich I swear.

And this is someone that can make a penny squeal saying that!

YaJagoff's avatar

The'll squeeze a penny so hard, it'll make Lincoln shed tears.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Yes. Elno is mad because his "AI" sucks as bad as he does, and OpenAI is the current cool kid with lots of money.

Well Dressed & Incredibly Jen's avatar

I wonder if he considered not basing his AI on a cesspool of nazi fuckers?

Might be worth a shot!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

But what about FREEZE PEACH??!??!?

Well Dressed & Incredibly Jen's avatar

Short True Story: Not Doom related

So when making my meal plan for this week, I put in "Mexican" for today, cause we have "Mexican" every couple weeks on account we all like it. The reason it is just "Mexican" is because we all like different things from the same ingredients, but I have given up on making the refried beans myself, when they are so cheap and soooo much better from the local Mexican Joint.

I had no idea it was Cinco de Mayo, cause I do not really pay attention to the calendar when doing the week's plan, just the weather, cause can't do burgers on the grill in a monsoon.

Hubby will be braving the May 5th crowds for....an order of refried beans (and probably 2 cheese enchiladas, he likes to have them for lunch the next day.

This amuses me.

Side note: I will be trying stuffed avocados tonight. The recipe calls for chicken but I do not like meat in my mexican so I shall not be doing chicken, but instead lots of veggies and herbs and cheese like stuff. I will be sure to have my pinky out.

Craig Nixon's avatar

From Puce Sarcasms to Posh Mexican.

Well Dressed & Incredibly Jen's avatar

Addendum: We are not, as far as I know, Latin American. So I cannot call myself Jen the Posh Mexican and I have the feeling if I went with Jen EATS Posh Mexican, there'd be a lot of misunderstanding

might be worth it for the lols though

Craig Nixon's avatar

This is obvs more thought than I was able to put into it, just rolling outta bed.

MRK's avatar

I see several headlines this morning calling the ceasefire or truce in Iran 'tested' or 'in question.' CNN says 'Trump won't say if ceasefire is still in effect,' as if what Trump says means a damn thing. Then I see a CBS headline claiming that the US has sunk 7 Iranian ships and Iran has fired on the UAE. Not sure how that happens in a ceasefire.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Tested like a splodey SpaceX rocket.

YaJagoff's avatar

I thought he said the entire Iranian navy was at the bottom of the sea?

verne's avatar

''floating at the bottom of the sea''

JustPixelz's avatar

"200%, 300%, even 700% of Iranian navy has been sunk." -- Cadet Bone Spurs, soon

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

No doubt he DID say that. Means it's probably not true.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

You know he's not keeping his word.

JustPixelz's avatar

This is my shocked face: 😐

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I really do support on the ground journalism, but I am ready to cancel my local paper. Two events this weekend: one could be attended by everyone--our local Pride Parade*--and one that could only be attended by women and their sons--"Mom Prom"--and which got the WAY BIGGER spread? Yep, the "Mom Prom." It got a quarter of the cover above the fold and and ENTIRE page inside. Pride got a tiny mention in a right hand column.

*Norman celebrates Pride in May so students who can't celebrate at home in June can march.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Ground journalism? I like my journalism whole bean.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Fresh ground journalism as opposed to stale dirt news?

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

As Norman always said "A boy's best friend is his mother."

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Mom Prom"? I'm totally grossed out now.

Nancy Naive's avatar

When daughter was born, spousal unit was introduced to La Leche League by pediatrician. She had maybe three or four visits until the lady revealed she was breastfeeding her four-year old son.

YaJagoff's avatar

I just threw up in my mouth.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

It's the counter-part to the Daddy-Daughter Dance. -_-

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

I still can't figure out why those dances squick me out.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

They are gross. You date someone out of your family, not your child.

JustPixelz's avatar

Especially if her name is "Ivanka".

Nancy Naive's avatar

Or at least wait for a family reunion to meet someone.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Well, I keep wondering how many of those dads get boners while dancing.

That's just a wrong thing to think about.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Yeah, that kinda brushed the line. Trump?

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Together they are Grossception.