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Oh good, Obama's cutting gov't expendutures. The GOP's teabaggers will be applauding this, right?

[Notes melanin content of inmates.]

OK, never mind. Typical racist commie/socialist Obummer assault on America's families, values, and Christmas. If any of these scary-looking criminals are Muslin, the Faux Snooze blowhards will be screaming right through January. (Or until the next scandal from the wingnut outrage factory. Whichever comes first.)

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Pretty sure Karen Carpenter's crack is already dead.

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Only 8 crack convicts have ridiculously long sentences? And he had to wait until now to pardon them?

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The first one also matters, but only if you agree with the speech.

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No bones about it. (too much?)

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He only now read about that one weird trick that you use to pardon crack convicts.

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