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Hank Napkin's avatar

Let me point out that the phrase "Take America Back" -- not to the 'Stone Ages', not to 'Leave it Beaver', but to America's founding principles -- belongs to the Left.

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

OMG, that's a beautiful eagle!!

Andrea's avatar

I am sad about Shawn Harris - I guess any district that elected MTG has a lot of ignorant felon lovers still

Hank Napkin's avatar

I am sad about Alaorgia or Georamaba altogether.

goCatgo's avatar

Peace Has Broken Out! Well, a cease fire anyway. As you know I'm sure, the Straight beginning

to clear up. All markets and their dogs jumping for joy for it, about +2.5 to 3.0%.

As of now, Earl has dropped $41 a barrel. Will probably drop a little more in the days ahead.

Warning: Dunut Gamble or Invest Without Full Prior Knowledge of Risks!

However.......if I was a Riverboat Gambler with pretty Laydees up my sleeves and ice water in my veins, I would buy oil today. Yes, I know it's down cause everyone is selling.

But Pilgrim, Ah'm a telling ya, sumtimes all ya need is guts. Why buy?

Cause the Unholy Trinity of Bibi, OrangeCon and the Caliphate of Persia will explode a few more times in the next 2 1/2 years. May have to wait til after the Midterms but it will go up like a

Van Diesel car crash. Price already bounced off $115 a day ago. Looking to pop $120 next time.

Or the American people could could lower their demand, buy more electric cars, car pool,

walk, ride a bike or use more public transportation. Keep the price low enough so Soy Beans

look profitable. And Irish won't drink beer on St Patrick's Day either. ☘

Michael's avatar

OT. Does anyone know what happened to Iran's demand for reparations? I can't see Trump acquiescing.

Runfastandwin's avatar

I think I read reparations are going to come in the form of $2 million dollar tolls to be split with Oman. Considering 100-120 ships pass through the Strait every day that's, um, at least a hundred million a day? Way more than Iran was getting before which was nothing.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Shaven Clay Fuller IS a Central Casting benchmark cattlecall for an early ‘40’s Nazi SS trooper look a like role.

And the name ‘Clay’, is that short for ‘Dirt Bag’ ?

goCatgo's avatar

Is 'Clay' the male 'Karen' ?

Runfastandwin's avatar

It's not lower middle class or poor people buying $22 smoothies...

goCatgo's avatar

I will buy a Hailee Steinfeld Slurpee for $22, but only if she and Baby Hawk get a cut.

Josh can go find his own shit to peddle.

pskbh's avatar

Interesting article but I almost stopped reading when confronted by *intentionality*.

Made up words piss me off.

goCatgo's avatar

I don't blamethallity you!

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Never stops me

I make up my own words all the time

Hell, if Sarah Palin can do it, so can The JunkYardDogg

Sometimes, made up words convey much more than any traditional, established words

Michael's avatar

"Intentionality" is a technical term academic philosophers (as I once was) use.

SethTriggs's avatar

Good job fighting Dems. Onward to the next primary elections and beyond, for the big prize. Not every contest will be successful but as long as we compete and most importantly...Voters do the thing...there could well be a tiniest bit of accountability for Maladministration 2.0!

Mount up!

And Don't Give Up The Ship!

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Also, Scott Walker's new mayor-elect was "preferred by the WI Democratic party".

PeteWa's avatar

I have one question for the titans of indumbstry:

So, you withdrew all your money from the stock market because the guy you wanted in the White House was gonna, maybe, destroy the entire world. What were you planning on doing with that money in the remaining embers if he had succeeded?

SethTriggs's avatar

NO THROW

ONLY PLAY

Michael's avatar

Crazy brilliant essay Marcie!!!

ames's avatar

Holy fuck, Trempealeau County WI went blue! When I was working there in 2024, a friend and I called it Trump-a-lo because of all the Trump signs.

If evangelical Marathon County changes, break out the ice skates, because hell has frozen over!

ciaobella's avatar

Huh. It’s almost like companies aren’t sure they can trust the deal

After Cease-Fire, Ship Traffic in Strait of Hormuz Remains Throttled

A handful of vessels have crossed the crucial waterway since the U.S.-Iran truce began, but shipowners, insurers and others are wary of safe passage.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Israel refuses to abide by the ceasefire, as they have continued their attacks on civilians in Lebanon. So, Iran closed the Stait.

Also, Iran hit a major 7 million barrel a day oil pipeline in Saudi Arabia AFTER the ceasefire was announced.

https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/Iran-Attacks-Saudi-Arabias-East-West-Oil-Pipeline.html

SethTriggs's avatar

Unlike so many people who want to be professionally credulous and believe they'll be different than all the other people America's Pilonidal Cyst has used and discarded. Looks like some people appreciate risk after all.

ciaobella's avatar

Real businesses need to be reality-based

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Driving from Portland to Corvallis yesterday, wife turned to me and said “we need to stop and get tweezers at some point.” Knowing this was loaded, I said nothing…but she kept looking at me. “OK,” I said. “Sometimes you simply need to tweeze, I guess.” She kept staring. “You have a hair on your nose. No, two. No, three! How can you not see you have three black hairs on your nose?” “Well…you thought there was only one, at first. You discovered more. That’s how I didn’t know.” So a stop at CVS is in the cards today, I reckon.

Hirightnow's avatar

My trimmer came with umpteen dozen attachments; I only use the #2 guard on the trimming head, and the nose hair trimming head, which also does ears.

Miracle of goddam modern engineering, that thing.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Manscapping necessary for domestic peace, eh?

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

OT, but I'm watching a required Ethics training for Louisiana. I got two slides in before I got to "how the Code of Governmental Ethics works to keep local and state government in Louisiana honest, fair, and transparent."

*blinks*

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH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Tecolote's avatar

This keeps those stereotypes of government workers alive!

Joe Bacon's avatar

Ah! Someone listens to the Aha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha side of WFMU's famous Shemp Meditation Tape!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0mNVB9d_X8

PrimerGray's avatar

I'm imagining Kenneth Copeland laughing that long.

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Oooh, that is an EVIL looking mothertrucker.

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

I'm going to construct a garden shed with that nice wall of text... thanks!

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

LMAO, one of my coworkers heard me start laughing and she was all "You're doing the Ethics training, aren't you?"

Schmannity's avatar

Answer: Poorly

gallbladder's avatar

You missed a "HA" on line 17.

gallbladder's avatar

Now it makes sense.

G-7 in Space's avatar

That was an impressive level of madness...

Michael's avatar

Good things bear repeating my momma said

Pub Option's avatar

Huey P. Long was here.