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aureolamanita's avatar

Also: The Moonies might marry her off after she dies. They, too, do silly shit like that.

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Once, when I lived in a very non-Alaska place, I was cleaning scuba gear in my driveway when two young elders approached. They were FOB and fascinated by the gear, so it was easy keep derailing their agenda by talking about diving. The conversation lasted about 30 minutes, and they left without ever getting to their point.I had a very, very flaming friend at the time who converted to Mormonism so he could host dinners for the elders. Which, if he was to be believed, was what generated a substantial proportion of his action.

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Curious: Did the two of you do butt stuff so she could stay virginal?

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Logic of Color's avatar

When you lived there were you constantly tripping over armor, weapons and other artifacts poking up out of the ground? As you know, ~a million people died in the great final battle between the Nephites and the Lamanites right there at the hill Cumorah. I'm assuming ancient artifacts are abundant.

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IOnlyLikeCats's avatar

When (if) the process begins again I'm afraid that the changes Cheeto Hitler is making will make the process longer and far less effective. And then he'll use a singular incident caused by his ineptitude to completely shut it down.

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SpideySenser's avatar

You just can't get better than a really well done sexy, awesome 'fro.

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HazooToo's avatar

Dok! Clean up in Article 5, please!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Better yet, print out the Eleven Commandments:http://www.churchofsatan.co...Number 4 should discourage further visits.

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Yr. Gma's avatar

Actually, Hitler is my hero because he killed Hitler.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

... Obama dropped bombs on Iran? Was that before or after the Bowling Green Massacre?

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IrishGrrrl's avatar

C'mon Drumpf heart valves, do us a favor (with votes)!

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doktorzoom's avatar

Nope, sorry, even with "with votes" it's a bit over the line. Please review the rules.

-- Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Never thought of it that way!

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Naturally.What they mean to say is that now they are lifting all sorts of regulations on safety and stuff like that, they don't need so many employees working on making stuff not kill people.Cause ain't no wai sales of medical devices just...stop.

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IrishGrrrl's avatar

Fair enough, sorry.

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Querolous's avatar

I have been to Nauvoo. Great place to leave.

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