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Baconzgood's avatar

My neighbors have stolen my idea.

See the topography of the property in this neighborhood is extremely uneven. And when the grass is moist ir damp it is difficult to cut the lawn.

Baconz had an old pair of golf shoes (I dont even like golf anymore). So I put them on and now I don't slip.

The neighbors saw this. Now they mow the grass wearing golf shoes.

I can tell.because walking on asphalt in cleats makes a specific sound.

freakishlystrong's avatar

Damn Rosy RA, I just peeked at your notes, I was interested in the owls that Holly loves. Your work is so dreamy, so ethereal, I love the shadowboxes and the butterflies!

PrimerGray's avatar

Seen on a car while I was driving home, this license plate: HAP1NES

It didn’t appear that way in my mirror as it approached in the passing lane.

HAPENIS—Such are the hazards of hanging out often at a dick joke emporium.

Alternative Dog's avatar

I'm so grateful for Ziggy's new Nice Times. It's a feature I actually suggested to Rebecca a few years ago.

I'm a paid subscriber to The Guardian and one of the features I regularly enjoy is their periodic column "The Kindness of Strangers". Here's an example:

𝗠𝘆 𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗰𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜 𝗳𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽 – 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗳𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/jul/06/the-kindness-of-strangers-my-son-was-unconscious-and-i-frantically-called-out-for-help-then-five-teenagers-came-running

SkeptiKC's avatar

This socialist bitch is now thoroughly charmed by Carsie Blanton and her crew.

I believe I now have a new theme song.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

and I have a new girlfriend.

ShrillKitty's avatar

Actual, for real, moving-company-is-showing-up furniture moving day is Tuesday.

Pretty much everything except the furniture is already moved. Got a couple of carloads to do today and tomorrow, plus rearranging all the boxes so there's room to get all the furniture where it goes.

Then I will live in my house.

EyeQueue's avatar

I must have missed updates. I was for some reason thinking you had already completely moved.

Best of wishes to you. I *hate* moving.

ShrillKitty's avatar

Provided that my mother doesn't drive me literally and fully crazy!

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Very happy to read about the better sanitation toilets.

I recently learned that other other goddaughter, who'd really struggled through university and almost left to "go get a job waiting tables," managed to finish her BS in June, land a summer internship working on water sanitation issues, and will now be entering a two-years Masters program in environmental risk management. This is a kid who went from being interested in nothing to being super excited about starting a grad program and who is all over water issues like the one highlighted here.

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did that excitement start when she went away to university? That what happened to me. I liked being on my own and being an adult and really enjoyed my classes and got all A - for a change.

BosGrl's avatar

Rosy - Love the art!!

SkeptiKC's avatar

It is just breathtaking work, honest and for truly.

I am both delighted with as well as thoroughly humbled by the incredible talent demonstrated by so many members of this unique and fierce assembly. Truly I love this place and the people here.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Yes, this is a great one! Of course I'm a total sucker for ginkgo leaves.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

It's a rare thing when I get to show the public where my old Subaru ended up. https://www.instagram.com/p/DcqyLy-El8w/?igsi=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Hollysdower's avatar

You crashed it into a sequioa?

Or is this a cars for kids thing?

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

That is daughter LS doing her job as a Park Ranger in King's Canyon/Sequoia. She ended up with the old Subaru out there in the Socialist Republic of California.

Hollysdower's avatar

Ohhhhh! Well that's wonderful! She's a credit to you!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

She is a credit to herself. I'm still amazed.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

The good news girl needs to be a permanent fixture here - obvs.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I do post occasionally from Good News Network as well. Nice times stories.

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Ta, ziggywiggy, and ta, Rosy for the beautiful image. Darling Meccalopolis served our luscious fruit bowls and flowery green tea, and we just finished the elitist avocado toast and are about to have coffee. Later today he's making lion's mane parmesan (he made the fresh tomato sauce yesterday) and I'll make whole wheat crust so we can have pizza for lunch tomorrow. Good day, beloved Wonketteers. We love and appreciate you all and we bless us all with love, health, peace, and grace.

Please, please stay safe. Wear a mask or two, wash your hands, sanitize when you cannot wash and let the sanitizer dry completely, stop touching your face, take Vitamin D, get a booster shot six months after your last (and get kids in your household vaccinated also, too), and stay the fuck away from us or anyone with whom you do not share a roof. Do this because you love yourself, and because we love you, too. Do this in memory of 27 Club member Treg, Holly's heroic pilot friend Tony, and around eight million dead worldwide (maybe including FukuiSanYesOta; he had long COVID and that can lead to cardiac arrest). Do this to honor the nurses and other frontline medical personnel (we love and appreciate you, medicos of Wonkette, including retirees), especially ICU Hera Mrs Land Shark RN. Please, please stay safe. When we vote, we WIN!

Slava Ukraini. 🌻🇺🇦💙💛

Meccalopolis's avatar

Mwah! I love you, darling. Enjoy your Sunday, every Wonk!

Oliver Furman's PA's avatar

I would like to thank you for putting the craving for shawarma on me, leading to the delicious meal that I smiled through on Friday. Much appreciated!

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Speaking of Nice Times...

𝗠𝗶𝗹𝗼 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗔 𝗶𝘀 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘁. 𝗧𝗿𝘆 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵.

𝘩𝘢 𝘩𝘢 𝘩𝘢 𝘩𝘢 𝘩𝘢 𝘩𝘢 𝘩𝘢 𝘩𝘢 𝘩𝘢 𝘩𝘢 𝘩𝘢 𝘩𝘢 𝘩𝘢 𝘩𝘢 𝘩𝘢 𝘩𝘢 𝘩𝘢 𝘩𝘢 𝘩𝘢 𝘩𝘢 𝘩𝘢 𝘩𝘢 𝘩𝘢 𝘩𝘢.

https://substack.com/home/post/p-213311533

MRK's avatar

Still illustrating how the system treats richer white people differently. He got immediately deported to his country of origin. Other people sit in prison for months before being shipped to Eswatini, which wasn't even called that when they came to the US.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Yes, and he didn't end up in a prison in Eswatini for the "crime" of overstaying a visa.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

"Let me say, right up top: Fuck ICE — and fuck Milo, too. There are no good guys in this story. Milo totally fucking sucks, and at the same time, masked federal goons should not be roaming our airports, looking for people to persecute. both things are true.

That said, let me give you my dispassionate take on Milo’s plight:

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

Oliver Furman's PA's avatar

My fingers cramped just looking at that.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

It's rare that I hate *everyone* in a story.

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

Sorry, I'm not holding back on laughing my ass off.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Neither is Jeff, apparently.

Alpaca22's avatar

I love Carsie Blanton

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

do you know this? This is what turned me on to her

https://youtu.be/pD_eZg70Ms0?si=YCSoKg4qaX5bdsfQ

COOL jazz

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

Here's a Nice Thing that's about to happen. Rosy is going to sell me the earrings that I love!

Have I told all you Wonks how much I love you? I do ya know.

Zyxomma's avatar

So eager to see you and Paul, Holly! And won't you look fabulous in those owl earrings!!

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

She's such a wonderful person and her talent is incredible.

We're looking forward to seeing the both of you!

Saviour of Bread's avatar

I should have saved the palate cleanser for this post:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czrz7kr80y0o

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

Beautiful. I'm rather fond of Scotland. My dad was born there.