Let's have a round of applause for 8-year-old Cayden Taipalus of Howell, Michigan, who did a pretty awesome thing with a little help from his mom. One day at lunch, Cayden saw another kid being served the Poverty Lunch -- a slice of American Cheese on plain bread -- because the other kid's lunch account was in arrears by more than $5. You know, there's no free lunch, gotta teach responsibility, can't let people get away with being moochers. But instead of triumphantly writing in his Junior Objectivist Journal about how good it felt to know that he had Responsible Parents, Cayden felt bad for the other kid, and told his mom about what happened and asked her what could be done. His mom, Amber Peters*, also failed to tell Cayden it's a hard world but you have to be tough on Those People, and so instead they decided to start a little fundraiser, calling it “Pay it Forward — No Kid Goes Hungry.”
And to the wretched bureaucrats nationwide who thought up the concept of a shitty slice of nutritionless bread and plastic cheese as a "poverty lunch": Jesus is watching you, and he is very fucking pissed off. The rest of us are also watching.
If Michigan is lucky, Cayden might just stay there and continue to be a great community member and even elected to a position where he affect public policy. If he is smart, he will move his ass to one of them, there commie states that think support systems and good schools benefit all the people.
A couple of times I've clicked on the photo of that very attractive topless lady above (just to help Wonkette in any way that I may, of course) and she has NOTHING to do with the link! Who could have seen that one coming?
Next thing you know, they're gonna want things like-- a) preventative health care b) teachers who teach actual science c) classrooms that don't have leaky faucets and peeling paint d) clean air/water outside the classroom e) etc.
See, public education is ruining <i>everything</i>!
first world prob...
oh wait, no. not at all. these are third world problems in the world&#039;s richest meanest country.
america fuck yeah.
Well - to start with you could get those kids some paintbrushes and crescent wrenches and get them to work fixing up their schools.
Plus, Ayn Rand collected Social Security. Fuck her sideways for a shit-eating hypocrite.
And to the wretched bureaucrats nationwide who thought up the concept of a shitty slice of nutritionless bread and plastic cheese as a &quot;poverty lunch&quot;: Jesus is watching you, and he is very fucking pissed off. The rest of us are also watching.
On the plus side, here is a high-school kid reading the riot act to that old fart police chief in NH who called Obama a nigger: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxWvvq_Pj70#t=1m31...">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Old fart has since resigned.
They will see it as an example of private charity solving a public problem. Which is fine, until someone asks them for a contribution.
Maybe the BLM should sieze his cattle and make sure that the meat can only be used for school lunches.
Is the Michigan legislature as smart as an 8-year-old? (Rhetorical question.)
jeebus, let&#039;s not be giving those ratf*ckers ideas, OK?
If Michigan is lucky, Cayden might just stay there and continue to be a great community member and even elected to a position where he affect public policy. If he is smart, he will move his ass to one of them, there commie states that think support systems and good schools benefit all the people.
Michigan Nice.
And the Dutch, of course.
Amber Peters - intelligent, has compassion, and is a great Mom - WoW! There&#039;s the whole package right there. You betcha!
Aw, I love that little snaggle-toothed cutie.
As Whitney sang, I believe the children are the future.
A couple of times I&#039;ve clicked on the photo of that very attractive topless lady above (just to help Wonkette in any way that I may, of course) and she has NOTHING to do with the link! Who could have seen that one coming?
Won&#039;t someone think of the schools&#039; custodial needs? What&#039;s next - giving these moochers free textbooks and pencils?
Next thing you know, they&#039;re gonna want things like-- a) preventative health care b) teachers who teach actual science c) classrooms that don&#039;t have leaky faucets and peeling paint d) clean air/water outside the classroom e) etc.
See, public education is ruining <i>everything</i>!