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fuflans's avatar

first world prob...

oh wait, no. not at all. these are third world problems in the world's richest meanest country.

america fuck yeah.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Well - to start with you could get those kids some paintbrushes and crescent wrenches and get them to work fixing up their schools.

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malsperanza's avatar

Plus, Ayn Rand collected Social Security. Fuck her sideways for a shit-eating hypocrite.

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malsperanza's avatar

And to the wretched bureaucrats nationwide who thought up the concept of a shitty slice of nutritionless bread and plastic cheese as a "poverty lunch": Jesus is watching you, and he is very fucking pissed off. The rest of us are also watching.

On the plus side, here is a high-school kid reading the riot act to that old fart police chief in NH who called Obama a nigger: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxWvvq_Pj70#t=1m31...">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Old fart has since resigned.

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PubOption's avatar

They will see it as an example of private charity solving a public problem. Which is fine, until someone asks them for a contribution.

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PubOption's avatar

Maybe the BLM should sieze his cattle and make sure that the meat can only be used for school lunches.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Is the Michigan legislature as smart as an 8-year-old? (Rhetorical question.)

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artem1s's avatar

jeebus, let's not be giving those ratf*ckers ideas, OK?

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artem1s's avatar

If Michigan is lucky, Cayden might just stay there and continue to be a great community member and even elected to a position where he affect public policy. If he is smart, he will move his ass to one of them, there commie states that think support systems and good schools benefit all the people.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Michigan Nice.

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bobbert's avatar

And the Dutch, of course.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Amber Peters - intelligent, has compassion, and is a great Mom - WoW! There's the whole package right there. You betcha!

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Aw, I love that little snaggle-toothed cutie.

As Whitney sang, I believe the children are the future.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

A couple of times I've clicked on the photo of that very attractive topless lady above (just to help Wonkette in any way that I may, of course) and she has NOTHING to do with the link! Who could have seen that one coming?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Won't someone think of the schools' custodial needs? What's next - giving these moochers free textbooks and pencils?

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Next thing you know, they're gonna want things like-- a) preventative health care b) teachers who teach actual science c) classrooms that don't have leaky faucets and peeling paint d) clean air/water outside the classroom e) etc.

See, public education is ruining <i>everything</i>!

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