Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (sound effect of horse whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (blows whistle) Northgot Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then 'whoop') Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) 'We'll keep a welcome in the' (three shots, stops singing) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat 'Don't Sleep In The Subway' Barton Mainwaring (hoot, 'whoop') Smith (VERY SILLY) - 2
Apparently, Ol' Nige 'Frog Face' Farage is also being investigated by the actual police for potential money laundering (that little £5 million bribe/gift). So even if the political investigation goes nowhere, the legal one could still have some bite.
i'm pretty sure if Binface wins it won't be the worst thing in the world - they guy isn't trying to push some bizarre or racist thing, he wants to point out the absurdity of the other candidate. this is what happens in civilised countries with real freedoms
Wish binface was running against Claudia Tenney I would vote for him ever think about immigrating we have a great system here just paint your bin white and say your from South Africa and you get put at the front of the line!
While my dad was sunsetting, he was telling people he was born in Nigeria - He was born in Silver Springs, Maryland. He told people he met the minister who wrote "Amazing Grace". That man passed away in 1807.
He started telling everyone he met that MLK Jr. was his college adviser. That one may have been true, although I never heard him assert that before the assisted living. OK, but he would do that as he met people. "Hi, my name is L----- D----- and MLK Jr. was my college adviser!" And I'd see them like "Ummm, Ok, nice to meet you."
He would rant, actually rage, several times a day.
"It Can't Happen Here," Sinclair Lewis's 1935 novel about an America gone fascist that for some strange reason is newly popular, has a sequence toward the end where the hero muses about whether the American Revolution really was such a good idea:
Two candidates. One has a head full of garbage. The other has shiny headgear.
Building 1 (one) affordable house? Sigh. What a dreamer.
You know Farage will end up here in the states if he loses his UK sinecure. Trump will probably grant him immediate citizenship.
As much as i love the movie of the show '1776', that New Yorker podcast has me thinking that we made a terrible mistake.
where is our Count Binface ???
Linus is prepared to be King Linus!
https://substack.com/@januaryclaire/note/c-230847451?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2vhkn4
𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘉𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘕𝘪𝘨𝘦𝘭 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘱𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘺-𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 (𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯).
Put your Kalshi bucks on the Count, Wonkers. 👍
Results from Harpenden:
Mr Elsie Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (SILLY) - 26,317
James Walker (SENSIBLE) - 26,318
Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (sound effect of horse whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (blows whistle) Northgot Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then 'whoop') Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) 'We'll keep a welcome in the' (three shots, stops singing) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat 'Don't Sleep In The Subway' Barton Mainwaring (hoot, 'whoop') Smith (VERY SILLY) - 2
say what you want about Nigel, but I assume Brexit has worked out swimmingly.
Apparently, Ol' Nige 'Frog Face' Farage is also being investigated by the actual police for potential money laundering (that little £5 million bribe/gift). So even if the political investigation goes nowhere, the legal one could still have some bite.
Ok simple question: do I have to download the app to send someone a message? It sure looks like I do.
I believe you may if you’re attempting it on your phone. But on your desktop or laptop or iPad, it’s unnecessary.
Several people have received nonsense from me :)
i'm pretty sure if Binface wins it won't be the worst thing in the world - they guy isn't trying to push some bizarre or racist thing, he wants to point out the absurdity of the other candidate. this is what happens in civilised countries with real freedoms
Wish binface was running against Claudia Tenney I would vote for him ever think about immigrating we have a great system here just paint your bin white and say your from South Africa and you get put at the front of the line!
While my dad was sunsetting, he was telling people he was born in Nigeria - He was born in Silver Springs, Maryland. He told people he met the minister who wrote "Amazing Grace". That man passed away in 1807.
He started telling everyone he met that MLK Jr. was his college adviser. That one may have been true, although I never heard him assert that before the assisted living. OK, but he would do that as he met people. "Hi, my name is L----- D----- and MLK Jr. was my college adviser!" And I'd see them like "Ummm, Ok, nice to meet you."
He would rant, actually rage, several times a day.
Dementia is hard to watch, hard to cope with.
Oh, all this is by way of saying, yeah Trump has dementia.
Lord Buckethead has a lawsuit here.
Count Binface formally agreed with the fellow who first came up with Lord Buckethead that Buckethead Prime is the true Buckethead.
And…someone knows the history. Of course.
Count Binface is a pretender and a usurper. Some of us remain loyal to Lord Buckethead
"It Can't Happen Here," Sinclair Lewis's 1935 novel about an America gone fascist that for some strange reason is newly popular, has a sequence toward the end where the hero muses about whether the American Revolution really was such a good idea:
𝘏𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘌𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦, 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘗𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦, 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵....𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥, [𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰] 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘳 𝘷𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘦𝘴. 𝘠𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘢 𝘰𝘳 𝘈𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘢; 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘗𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘴𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘨𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘒𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴 𝘊𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘔𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘦𝘭𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦, 𝘚𝘺𝘥𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘝𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘷𝘦𝘳.
Obligatory ...
https://youtu.be/ZSDf81SQYYw?si=OUSszKEHbWl5Fkkh
And, verily, brown shoes don't make it.
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