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Trump's done a good enough job already in making us the laughingstock of the world, and losing our credibility- he doesn't need any outside help- Putin's whispering in his ear right now.

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And he could ride a horse. This is meant in a very positve way.

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Grew out of one of Orange Foolius' sperm cells.

That's all GOPers need, apparently.

Funny how they were all "NO DYNASTIES" in 2016, though.

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I'm sure the white nationalists will be happy to oblige in that regard if she does run. I'd rather not join them, though.

I would, however, support asking them why the shit they threw at Bamz doesn't apply to Nikki... but that's a different conversation.

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Weird, I don’t remember any of this “partisan politics should stop with foreign policy” business when the GOP was inviting a foreign leader to shit on Obama from the floor of the House.

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You attract flies with honey, not napalm.

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I so fondly remember those wonderful times when ALL Republicans never let partisan politics interfere when President Barack Obama (*never impeached) was the President of the Entire United States, (and not just the Orange Emperor of Dumfukistan, like some people). And also that's why Merrick Garland is a Supreme Court Justice today and liberals have control of the court now, and also fuck them all up the ass with flaming, splintery sticks.

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Remember Benghazi, Nikki? That happened because Republicans wouldn't fund embassy security when we had a Democratic president. Oh, and GFY.

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Tulsi Haley, Nikki Gabbard, "Tulski", "Habbard"

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He had a Big Mac first.

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The Republicans must be casting for the part of Scarecrow in a Wizard of Oz remake, because their collection of straw men continues to grow.

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I don’t know if I’ve told this joke here before, but:

Jews don’t recognize Jesus as the messiah.Protestants don’t recognize the infallibility of the Pope.And Baptists don’t recognize each other in the strip climbs.

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“You’re either with us or you’re with the terrorists.” It worked for America’s second dumbest president.

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NIMRATA RANDHAWA so desperately wants to be worse sewer scum than Leningrad Lindseybitch. It'll never happen, NIMRATA--nor will any of your evil aspirations towards the White Outhouse.

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Not so surprising. Nikki Haley hates minorities. She is one, she's embarrassed by it, so she wants to make a big noise about them.

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