South Carolina teabagger governor Nikki Haley has decided to remedy South Carolina's myriad ways of sucking for people who live in South Carolina -- it currently has the country's fourth-highest unemployment rate and sports saturated Medicaid rolls (meaning everyone is poor) -- like a champion middle manager with a mean collection of self-help books who thinks everybody's problem is all the negative thoughts filling their auras.
Ah, the good old Fixin' 125th. The legends, the mystique, the phone protocols. Most of those who served got a purple heart, though it wasn't the medal. It was an actual purple heart from the kit polish. Not a pretty way to die, except for the pretty purple color.
And the <i>daily</i> prostate exams are free...
Fixed.
&quot;Not Working -- For Parts Only&quot;
Gridlock solved.
Just north of the Ben Bernacke Interchange. How would you like grow up Jewish in Dillon, South Carolina?
Ah, the good old Fixin&#039; 125th. The legends, the mystique, the phone protocols. Most of those who served got a purple heart, though it wasn&#039;t the medal. It was an actual purple heart from the kit polish. Not a pretty way to die, except for the pretty purple color.
Nikki strikes me as one of those people that insists on touching you while having a conversation with you. I hate that.
At least it replaces the unpopular but truthful &quot;South Carolina, the shittiest stretch of I-95 from Maine to Miami.&quot;
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