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Because she didn’t want to talk to South Carolina.

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Whatsisname = Herman Cain.

Names have become spotty for me too as I morph into An Old.

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Races to the key board ....This good news for John McCain!

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It's only cancel culture if liberals do it. Because . . . reasons.

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Boebert/Greene ftw.

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I'm pretty sure he does always ruin political careers.

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I hear ya, Rapaport!!

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That’s ridiculous. It’s pronounced “Two Chewses”. Many people are saying...

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Are you sure about Nikki's chances?

According to her "the new conservative movement looks like a Benetton commercial"

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Nikki Haley can go eat a frozen hippopotamus turd. Her WSJ love letter to Trump is obviously more of the same from her. She thinks she can retain credibility and respect while rubbing Trump’s nipples at the same time. She claims the majority of his “policies” made life better for America, but that Trump simply chooses bad words sometimes. Go fuck yourself. He’s a sociopath and monster who tried to overturn a goddamn election he lost by 7 million votes IN AMERICA, not some third world nation without democracy. This is supposed to be THE model for the world. He’s an existential threat and she is just another dangerous spoke in the wheel of corruption.

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its a bit of cockney rhyming slang guvna

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other than coach tommy "loses-to-vanderbilt" tupperware -- a wealthy, recognizable white guy in AL -- who has herr drumpf propelled to meaningful power in any way through his endorsement?I guess, it could be argued, that his "merdes touch" paved the way for some Q-spiracy noodlebrains into junior management roles, and maybe a couple of notorious fools stuck around longer than their expiration date at his behest like some rotting vegetables forgotten in the back of the fridge. But, it ain't like he's some kind of political wizard.

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can she cook bacon on a still-warm gatling gun?

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my money is on deSantis. He's exactly the kind of a*hole they crave.

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I don't understand. Is the turd frozen, or the hippopotamus? (Hey I'm in Austin, everything is frozen down here.)

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The turd is frozen, and hippopotamus serves (at will) as an adjective to describe the turd rather than as a noun. Had DemoCat intended otherwise, DemoCat would have specified, "the turd of a frozen hippopotamus," plus, it is well- and widely-known that frozen hippopotami do not poop.

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