South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley posted this important communication to her Facebook page Wednesday: What not to do...getting locked out of the Governor's mansion in your robe while sending the kids off to school. sigh...#adayinthelife Later in the day, Gov. Haley reportedly became flustered by the increasingly frantic pace of chocolates on an assembly line. Hijinks ensued.
Couldn't she just ask Fred or Ethel to give her the spare key?
The important question: was she wearing big fuzzy slippers?
Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular?
If it is an unorganized militia, can it be well-regulated?
Was that an Indian or Australian show?
The reference to fake transparency would suggest only a hint of a flash.
Tea Party governing at its best.