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"Just a cute meme with a valuable #AnimalFact."

It 's also proof that non-human animals are smarter than human animals.

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Nope. Only less complicatedly social.

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wait! i think that's walt nauta in that trump ghoul picture.

it's a flat circle isn't it?

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I like to think of myself as a fairly cynical person. But goddamn.

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So this is what the old demon looks like without his war paint. It needs to be on billboards. Nikki, I would never vote for you, because I work for a living, but what a glorious picture you have given us all.

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My Great-uncle Otto was taken a POW at The Battle of the Bulge. My grandfather served in Korea. My father enlisted in the Army at 17 because it was his only chance at escaping extreme poverty and violent abuse. He was sent to Vietnam to fly Med-Evacs. He was shot down 3 times before his 21st birthday. He served 20 years, retiring as a CW4. His sister’s only son was killed in Iraq when a truck carrying him and 4 other soldiers hit an IED.

I invite PAB, people who steal valor, and every scum-sucking bastard who trades the lives of children for fattening their wallets to go all the way to hell where a host of demons can BANHAMMERED REDACTED to the heat death of the entire universe.

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I love that horrifying pic of Trump au naturale from his year in mourning his failed coup. I also noticed his golf cart on the friggin’ green, which is very on-brand. He respects nothing, and he destroys everything.

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Wow, I missed that detail. I spent my adolescence living next to a golf course and I cannot even imagine what the other members would have said -- except that none of it would be printable.

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Republicans love veterans until the moment someone asks them to cut a check.

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Just like fetuses.

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Was Melania called up to serve her National Guard duty?

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Yeah, where has Lady Melon disappeared to? She despised being “First Lady.” It all started the night he was blindsided by his electoral upset due to funny math, winning by -3 million votes. She cried, terrified of 4 years of faking that she gave a fuck or had an ounce of generosity or grace. Then he left her bringing up the rear (and gift) for the Obamas as he lumbered up those scary steps alone. When he hastily announced in 2022 that he was desperate to avoid criminal charges by running for potus again, she no doubt told him “you are on your own this time. I’m out.” The love and support between them is really inspiring.

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It sure as fuck took Haley long enough to start attacking Trump directly.

I just wonder what kind of pathetic rationalizations she'll utter when she endorses him after dropping out.

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Nimarata Randhawa is not interesting in any way. She is just another cheap Rethug whore who'll do and say anything, tell any lie, in order to further her miserable little arriviste self.

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It’s always a good idea to point out that your opponent’s spouse is absent when your own spouse is such a loyal helpmate. Sitting right by your side at all your court appearances and so forth.

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For a few minutes I thought about calling "unneccessary roughness" on this post. But now? No. I've decided it's neccessary. Those "family values" people need to have their noses rubbed in this.

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My triggered rant, this is all kind of a German/ German American thing. What Drumpf is doing is ramping up the actual issues into pure bravado, which is about right for someone who grew up watching family and peers overcompensate to demonstrate loyalty.

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He honestly looks terrible

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Nikki Haley may be a piece of shit, but her husband is canny at least: calling out Assmouth in a plausibly deniable way. No matter who your wife is (never going to be), you’ve got to stay apolitical in uniform.

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Nikki Haley is soooooooo close to getting it.

But it's going to be so awkward when she eventually endorses President Klan Robe.

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Getting what, a nose longer than Pinocchio's for all her fucking LIES?

I'm truly surprised to hear you say that this grindingly mediocre fascist whore is 'close to getting' anything at all other than her comeuppance when she once again has to insert her head into the second sphincter of Pussy Ass Bitch.

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Granted! But she just noticed now that President Klan Robe hates soldiers and that's something. A tiiiiiny something.

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Zeno's paradox?

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3…2…1…[insert soul here]

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Given the PAB's attitude toward the disabled, Ronna ROMNEY McDaniel should arrange for Greg Abbott to give the Republican keynote speech at their convention -- if there is one. Unlikely, because all Rs are sniveling cowards.

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Ronna ROMNEY McDaniel is going to be in the do-you-know-who-I-am category when the convention rolls around.

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“There is nothing more that can be said,” Kelly concluded. “God help us.”

Yet, he continued "I'll be voting Trump/Beelzebub 2024 I guess."

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