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What is PLP?

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I can't possibly be the only person who forgot that Nikki Haley actually exists. Can I?

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Nimrata is the wrong color and wrong gender for the MAGAts.

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I got a night guard for my teeth so when I grind them in my sleep I wear out a $400 piece of $5 plastic instead of my teeth. My dental insurance would not cover it because by the time I wear down my teeth, they won't be my dental insurance so they would not have to pay anyway.

This is the same insurance who refused to pay for a crown that broke because it turned out after the dentist replaced the crown the tooth needed a root canal and they said the root canal would destroy the crown. Its been 5 years since the root canal and the crown is still in holding up. I hate them so much that I switched from annual cleaning to 6 months cleaning just so it would cost them more.

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Ever hear of the Peter Principal?

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Fascist Marxist commie socialist pedophiles. Lots to keep track of. There's enough time in a day to be all those things.

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Dear fucking deity these people are scum.

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"Mr. Bootsy, why your eyes like stars?""Cause I want to funk you, my dear."

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Just watched Bourdain in Germany. Immigration came up, and how it's cool Germany's trying to be compassionate towards the immigrants. Made me think of racism in the US, and how many Nazis there are here, and how they are a protected class. They're an illegal one in Germany, aren't they? I apologize for my laziness at not looking it up but I have cake waiting.

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Pretty unbelievable. Yet true.

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Let's see... Futurama?

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Hyaluronic acid injections, here.

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What Is Wrong With Haley's Eyes ???

Call 911 !!!

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Germany is somewhat compassionate towards immigrants.

The US is outright cruel towards immigrants.

Yet, in both countries, the same racist shitbags spout the same racist nonsense about how the dirty brown people are polluting society and how it’s all a commie/Jewish plot to steal the country from the ‘real’ Americans/Germans.

Schwerer seufzer.

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The Republican party wants white, straight, Christian, and male to hold all the positions of power in this country. And they want this in large part just to stick it to Democrats who keep nominating people like Obama and Kamala and Hillary. So Nikki Haley, Tim Scott, Marco Rubio, and Ted Cruz, they can all work their asses off to be annoying trolls as that is normally how you get ahead in the GOP, but its not gonna help any of them ascend to higher office.

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I get the 20 for sedition, but what is the 24 year sentence for?

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