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chicken thief's avatar

She endorsed the Mittbot last time.* Maybe she has a thing for pre-programmed 'humans'.

*And Newt won the state.

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

We all know that African-Americans only voted for Obama because his skin color and Muslin religion matched theirs. And the white ladiez are all in for Hillary because they are white and don't trust their hubbies also too. AND THAT IS JUST WRONG!

But it's OK for Immigrant Daughter Governor to be choosing Immigrant Son Senator for President. No siree, it has nothing to do with them having similar backgrounds because that would be improper. It's because she's so into his ideas and policy platforms. She knows what those are because he told them to her in the first-generation-Amurican-speak only they understand.

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dshwa's avatar

So she took down the hillbilly swazica and now endorsed the pro amnesty Hispanic candidate? She's so taost in the next election.

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OctopiRage's avatar

Holy fuck, I'm the Jeb of my family?

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Serolf Divad's avatar

I don't want to blind the GOP establishment with too much glare inducing reality, but getting the endorsement of the lady who convinced the SC general assembly to move the Confederate flag off capitol grounds and into a museum isn't likely to endear you with the mouth-breathing wingnut base that's going to show up on primary votin' day.

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Hollyinla's avatar

I was wondering about Newt too. He may be helping Calista write sequels to her Ellis The Elephant kid's books that nobody bought.

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lynchie's avatar

Heard he came 1st, 4th and 8th in a 10 man circle jerk contest

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

My brother wuz prezidunt and all I got was this stupid white balloon.

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Marion in Savannah's avatar

Well, plus and, also, too, he's just DREEEEMY.

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Hollyinla's avatar

Brilliantly brilliant comment.

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Hollyinla's avatar

There ya go.

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JAWs's avatar

....but won't be finished because Republicans don't believe in investing in infrastructure. Oh well (chuckle)

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JAWs's avatar

A cheap polyester one from the 70s by my wager

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Angry and Short's avatar

They'd have some cute mutli-racial kids.

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Angry and Short's avatar

So, what are you saying here?

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William_C_Diaz's avatar

'let's face it, fucking zionist jews who think they own the world are destroying it for their personal profit and since they hate god and jesus it makes sense.'

Direct quote from your posting history. You are 'A Idiot' and it is safe to say that anything you manage to type can be safely ignored by anyone here, unless they are looking to wind up a racist, ignorant fuquetard just to watch him go.

Have a great day!

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