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Ellen_D's avatar

Ugh.

Quick, some Joe Pera, stat!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5x5CB7wjygs

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

"Washington is broken"

Anyone else sick and tired of hearing this from the party that has been breaking Washington since at least the days of Saint Reagan?

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Thomas B.'s avatar

Speaking as a nurse, it's too bad she can't lose her license for that ad. Sheesh.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I paused Dylan's "Rainy Day Women #12 & 35" to listen to that.

Why do Republicans think they can be entertaining?

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

One of the great mysteries of the universe.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

<< Then she goes on about “fat catales in congressional seats.” I don’t know what that means. I assume she meant “fat cats,” but that doesn’t rhyme with “seats” so she just faked the funk. >>

Fat cat elites.

But she lacks the songwriter's or singer's sensibilities, so to keep up with the melody, she sort of gets the empHASis on the wrong sylLABles.

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Chickens? She got her some chickens? Well then show me the way to the voting booth, because that sure do qualify her for public office, don't it? JK. I'm in CA. Couldn't vote for her if I wanted to... and I don't.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

But does she castrate them like Joni Ernst does with the hogs?

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Tessie's avatar

"Washington is broken"

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Well, ONE party goddamn sure is.

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Tessie's avatar

"Washington is broken"

From the side that's dedicated their ENTIRE LIVES to breaking it, rather than let the black guy accomplish anything.

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Tessie's avatar

How are you gonna be from Michigan, start the song about "small town girl", but then "south Detroit" is NOT where it goes from there?

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Mister Bubbles's avatar

But, don't stop believin'; hold on to that feelin'...

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Mister Bubbles's avatar

I meant, fee-la-y-ya-a-an. There.

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Tessie's avatar

I am undecided until I know her take on Fudge Rounds.

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Tessie's avatar

Oh, is THAT how it works?

Challenge accepted!

::deep breath:: ::sings at top volume:: FEELINS, NUTTIN MORE DAN FEELINS...

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Dick Fritter's avatar

Bad SER! BAD!!!

I will NEVER be able to unhear that and it will probably be the last thing spinning through my mind when I'm on my deathbed... I should know by now not to click on those links!🤢🤮😢

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Hah, I've already forgotten it!

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

I heard the Michigan GOP is broke. This tracks. Does she give hand jobs?

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

What do you think she is? A common Boebert?

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Just_Jim's avatar

Give? No.

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"M"'s avatar

“Just go home little girl though they all know it’s true. It’s a damn shame what the powerful do.”

Is this an original? Because not only is it not to the point, but it's also beyond terrible

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Emil Muz's avatar

["fat cats,” but that doesn’t rhyme with “seats” so she just faked the funk. (That’ll make your nose grow!)]

Shine the spotlight on her!

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Frank Lee's avatar

I tried. I really tried. I simply couldn't wait for the chorus. I bailed at 0:34. If I want to listen to bad singing and nonsensical lyrics, I'll record myself the next time I'm in the shower.

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