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I've paid more attention to football over the last few months than in the last 4 or 5 decades. It's normally in my personal watching-paint-dry category.

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You left out the part about appropriate baggage between the upper half of the lower extremities.

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If you look around you can buy it elsewhere. It's great stuff.

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He doesn't know anything. He doesn't know the words to God Bless America. He doesn't know the words to the U.S. national anthem ... but he still thinks it's a good idea to put on a three-minute "show of patriotism" when the Eagles as much as told him back in February that he was too racist (and too much of a narcissist) for them to visit.

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Yes. That vs. crying about the horror of squirting "Dan and Tommy" in colored sugar paste onto a wedding cake.

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I dunno. That eagle had a good chance to take a chunk out of that chunk of cheese.

Perhaps the taste was a turn-off.

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Stalin is the dictator Strump wants to become- but right now he more resembles il Duce.

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Nah, too much effort required.

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The problem for Trump's supporters is that they've put all their eggs in one bastard.

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No, I think insulting and disrespecting a Gold Star widow, two Gold Star parents, attacking John McCain, who spent more than 5 years in captivity under torture (after being offered, and turning down, the opportunity to be released less than a year in the enemy's hands), and dodging the draft over non-existent "bone spurs," shows disrespect for the anthem. And the flag. And the country. And the armed forces. And the people of the United States (even the patent fools who voted for, and continue to support, this non-entity).

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That's the soft pretzel with mustard.

There, FIFY.

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Apparently she just turned up at some meeting about the 2018 hurricane season. Didn't see (confession: didn't look) if she walked in or out in different direction than donald. Al;so didn't hear anything about why the fuck they haven't yet taken care of the 2017 hurricane victims; like, all of them.

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Unless the hurricane victims are wealthy Republicans, they have little or no standing with the Trump administration.

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the cornerstone of republican ideology is historical revisionism but it's gonna be hard as hell for The Beltway Media to bury this much shit.

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Now if they had a couple hundred of these guys, fugahedaboutit! https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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