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The elves in your head are not real.

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Answers on a postcard to...

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They say ignorance is bliss. Yezzu Turnpike must be happy all the time.

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Just gonna leave this here.

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You haven't ever had a bad case of cognitive dissonance, I take it. When facts and ideology appear to be in conflict, go with whatever appeals to your fucked up ideology, over the facts. The heart wants what it wants.

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I agree with you. I work in construction, there are more conservatives in the construction industry than anywhere else I've been. They are rabid in their beliefs. But, on the positive side of things the majority of people are good people and do what they feel are the right things. Progress towards a better society is painfully slow.

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It's usually the snarky jester who knows most about what's going on in the court.

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That's MOST-Racial America.

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Yet it's fine to spend literally a trillion dollars for a fighter jet that has yet to bomb a single brown person.

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he'll do exactly what Shrub did, farm out the mayhem to Cheney, Rumsfeld, and Haliburton, LLC and spend the weekend dry drunk at the ranch in Crawford

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Exactly... tRump seems to be planning on schmoozing and dealing with those Muslims over there until they'll be begging us to take their oil.

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Jade Keffiyah.

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Trump would probably be a OK bartender with skills like that. I have the same reaction most times to some of the crazy shit that drunk people say. Make non-committal noise and give a non-answer that can be interpreted as whatever the drunk wants. You don't get tips or political office by telling crazies that they are crazy.

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Thank you Evan for that image of the chicken-egg situation.

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Style?? Have you even seen that feral animal that he passes off as his "hair"?

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T-rump lets a racist, Islamophobic, birther sound off at this rally. That is about as surprising as hearing the Grand Wizard lets people use the "n" word at Klan rallies. I'm more surprised it doesn't happen at every Redumblicon rally.

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