When we first read this article about notorious cosmic dingleberry Darrell Issa (R-Satan's Bunghole), we seriously had a newsgasm.
Ted "Clown" Nugent for the win!!!
Allegedly!!! (Not allegedly at all)
HHS should be careful - Issa may burn their house down.
Allegedly.
Ted Cruz, Darrel Issa... Who's next in the Wonkette Friday Morning Trifecta of Derpitude?
(This is exciting. It's like having Festivus in December!!)
&quot;It hasn&#039;t broken out yet ... oops ... I mean, <i>what fire?&quot;</i>
Too bad there was no time to cook up bogus &quot;confidential information&quot;, hand it over, and wait for it to surface in the wingnut press.
Slow down there, Issa, where&#039;s the fire?
That&#039;s how it works -- you can&#039;t grow your own testicles without an equal amount of reduction in someone else&#039;s.
Liar Liar carpants on fire
Surprised Issa didn&#039;t ask for their car keys and a book of matches while he was at it.
Conservation of nutsack. It&#039;s basic physics, people.
Ted &quot;Clown&quot; Nugent for the win!!!
Allegedly!!! (Not allegedly at all)
HHS should be careful - Issa may burn their house down.
Allegedly.
Ted Cruz, Darrel Issa... Who&#039;s next in the Wonkette Friday Morning Trifecta of Derpitude?
(This is exciting. It&#039;s like having Festivus in December!!)
&quot;It hasn&#039;t broken out yet ... oops ... I mean, <i>what fire?&quot;</i>
Too bad there was no time to cook up bogus &quot;confidential information&quot;, hand it over, and wait for it to surface in the wingnut press.
Slow down there, Issa, where&#039;s the fire?
That&#039;s how it works -- you can&#039;t grow your own testicles without an equal amount of reduction in someone else&#039;s.
Liar Liar carpants on fire
Surprised Issa didn&#039;t ask for their car keys and a book of matches while he was at it.
Conservation of nutsack. It&#039;s basic physics, people.