When we first read this article about notorious cosmic dingleberry Darrell Issa (R-Satan's Bunghole), we seriously had a newsgasm. After cleaning up our computer screen, we have been laughing ever since, because... well, this is just so awesome, even though it is from
Too bad there was no time to cook up bogus "confidential information", hand it over, and wait for it to surface in the wingnut press.
Ted "Clown" Nugent for the win!!!
Allegedly!!! (Not allegedly at all)
HHS should be careful - Issa may burn their house down.
Allegedly.
Ted Cruz, Darrel Issa... Who's next in the Wonkette Friday Morning Trifecta of Derpitude?
(This is exciting. It's like having Festivus in December!!)
&quot;It hasn&#039;t broken out yet ... oops ... I mean, <i>what fire?&quot;</i>
Too bad there was no time to cook up bogus &quot;confidential information&quot;, hand it over, and wait for it to surface in the wingnut press.
Slow down there, Issa, where&#039;s the fire?
That&#039;s how it works -- you can&#039;t grow your own testicles without an equal amount of reduction in someone else&#039;s.
Liar Liar carpants on fire
Surprised Issa didn&#039;t ask for their car keys and a book of matches while he was at it.
Conservation of nutsack. It&#039;s basic physics, people.