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Dr. Rags's avatar

my compost pile gets warm, too.

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Dr. Rags's avatar

Toddler, snowflake, Grandma, bedbug, cricket and Sheol libelz!

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Hesavebread!'s avatar

There are a surprising number of openings.

I’ll show myself out . . .

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Dr. Rags's avatar

Eaten there - they advertise but recommend against ordering the special lethally spicy boiled shrimp; no refunds, no excuses. Had 'em (reverse psychology works, you know).....and I almost survived.

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Thorn Spike's avatar

Radioactive decay.

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mailman27's avatar

Get Freidman on the phone.

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SprinkleMagic PartyBuns🥂's avatar

I welcome our Cthulian overlord, if he would just come across with one of those checks we like.

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Nodrama4mama's avatar

Can I be invited to Seder? I can bring my flour less chocolate cake and raspberry frangelico sauce

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Like a nuclear powered manure spreader after the boron rod scram fails

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RogationDays's avatar

Very well said! I love this so much.

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shivaskeeper's avatar

More than a couple. A dog and a Coke is $1.50 at the one I go to.

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george lastrapes's avatar

As Gary Cohn, the last adult, leaves the room, this is maybe not so off-topic.What comes after Trump? David Brooks- scold that he is-- says that as in Italy post- Berlusconi, once the norms are shattered, o tempora o mores, that which was formerly SIMPLY NOT DONE is latterly DONE and OVERDONE, zanies competing to be the most madcap head of state, butt of jokes, whatever. It would make '1984' seem a handbook on sensible governance.I've cherished a pipedream that general Macmasters might ride to our rescue--reinstate a sensible centrism, wish the Trumps a happy stay in Crimea, revive civics classes, make civility fashionable again- the thousand little things that make politics polite- and once we're ready, retire- in 2020, or 2024.Does anybody feel the same way?

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Mintie's avatar

Not so much that they don't want to give, but at the specific prices. There's a reason the sex slave trade is as bad as it is. . .

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Former Navy Nuke?

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H0mer0's avatar

FDF, you are a treasure. That was beautiful, especially the passage from the Hagaddah and the illustrations.

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rtpoeman's avatar

Azizen Pesach.....

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