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GrannysKnitting's avatar

do they ever get tired of beclowning themselves in front of their electorate? science appears to say 'no'

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

Oh Bobby......what made you think, for even a nanosecond, that you could defy the Great And Powerful OZ !?!?!?!?!? Have fun trying to get a lobbying job if Assholini get re-upped........PUTZ....

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clairence's avatar

“We need loyalists,” [MTG] fumed.

>They're definitely a real movement. A bowel movement.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. No good choices among the Rs. Vote for the Democrat, now and always.

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

I was driving around this area today. It was funny to see all the dueling signs. They're really facing off. Hopefully whatever happens it will make half of them so mad they stay home in November.

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Pexas Teat's avatar

I hope it ties up their funds and attention for a few months, with uncertainty as to the winner. Get some advantage to the Democrat!

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cotugirl's avatar

I was driving around rural VA middle pennisula (Matthews, King William, King and Queen counties) today. Only saw 3 Trump signs. 2 Tea party.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Tuck Frump!

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Porkchop's avatar

Goochland is right down 64 past Taintsburg. If you reach Grundelville, you’ve gone too far.

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Revenant's avatar

ah, the storied Land of the Gooch.

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GEM's avatar

Wouldn't it be ironic if Ms.Witt won in the general? That's what I'm hoping for. Or comes so close to winning that it means that the next cycle may well be a Dem. Our own Handy Oakley is running in another District now because she knows she'd lose in our CD3. (h/t Jeff Tiedrich for the best nickname for Lauren Boebert!)

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wavicles's avatar

They burned the books and it's a gun shop now.

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Laurian's avatar

"...tongue-callousing levels of bootlickery..."

Sorry Marcie, while I like the imagery I think you aimed a little low there.

That does pose a question. Can one get a calloused tongue from anilingus?

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Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

From what I've read, the mail0-in and Provisionals are still being counted. Imagine if the mail ins reverse this so PABs choice is losing by like 100 votes.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

It’s so much fun watching the GOP circular first squad.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Upfist for 'Rhonda Sandtits'

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tehbaddr's avatar

Rethuglicans are like a gaggle of ill behaved mean HS girls!

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meh's avatar

mean girls can't compare to GQP behavior....their savagery is mild in comparison to MAGAts.

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Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

"He turned his back on our incredible Movement." After he flushed it, I hope.

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Dina's avatar

It probably took a few tries with those low-flow toilets...

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William Donnell's avatar

"Double flusher, ten yards, loss of down. Tweeee."

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

It will be really hard to take Bob Good seriously unless he launches a violent insurgencey upon the Viriginia statehouse. I mean, otherwise, I will just have to assume he actually lost.

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