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No True Patriot even eats salad!Check fucking Mate you poseur, Flynn!

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Potato salad, they'll eat that. Especially if you add some bacon.My mom makes this stuff called "orange salad" that has oranges in it, but no green stuff and you don't put salad dressing in it. I pretty much give it a pass and I think others get a bit to be polite but it's rather horrid in my opinion.

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You know, I might not 100% agree with the intent behind the Herman Cain Awards, but if this guy were to succumb to the virus the folks running the awards might have to consider a name change. Because as responsible as Cain might have been for his own demise, at least he wasn’t batshit crazy enough to diss salad dressing on his way out.

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Where I come from, it ain’t a salad if you don’t use an ice cream scoop to serve it.

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Yeah, I was thinking you'd use salad dressing if you wanted to specifically exclude spreadnecks.

Unless it was Ranch, they put that shit on everything.

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Horse paste in salad? Please consult your local vegetarian...

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The slimy green font for "Poison" is a really nice touch 🤣🤣🤣

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This is why I support Wonkette.com, the unrivaled ability to take something that doesn't seem to be able to be elaborated upon and then elaborate the hell out of it.

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Wouldn't work, I seriously doubt these people ever eat any kind of vegetable, let alone an entire salad.

Find a way to put it in a McDonalds burger and you might have more luck.

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Of course if this nonsense gets people to get vaxxed it's all to the good. But dear goddess how stupid.

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I'll bet it tastes better than this:https://youtu.be/6fVZQ71a6rE

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What's up with Ranch dressing anyway? I don't hate it, but in grocery stores about 80 percent of the shelf space is taken up with it.

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It has about 1,000 calories per teaspoon. Americans love that.

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At least this outfit doesn't try to convince you not to get the vaccine; they just wanna make money by making idiots think they have extracted the vaccine. Probably foreshadows a new strategy by the CDC.

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How would an mRNA vaccine survive the digestive process? I could see getting a plant to produce it, but it is very unlikely to make it past the digestive fluids in your stomach.

Example: does eating rare roast beef make you part cow? Or does your stomach act like a wrecking yard and break down those proteins into useable parts, such as amino acids?

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