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Traci Joseph's avatar

I don’t get it. I’m 58, and he seems like an old fart to me. What does a young woman see in him?!?

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

sooo she apologised to the mag but not her sex pest fiancé? they must have a hell of a no fault list

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L Wiz's avatar

You know, female reporters have a hard enough time doing their jobs without people like Nuzzi living up to the “I’ll do ANYTHING for a story *wink wink*” tired stereotype from old movies.

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Marla's avatar

Not said here, but I certainly won’t let it pass, is that Olivia Nuzzi wrote a fawning and overly-long piece in New York Magazine about the miraculous healing of PAB’s ear, um, injury. She used rapturous words to describe his ear, wound/lack of evidence of wound. It was disgusting. And it went on and on and on and on.

I got the distinct impression she was being paid by the word. Maybe she was. She should have been let go over that alone. There was not one word of objectivity in the piece. Or reportage. Or value.

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Atrele Kasha's avatar

Look, I'm not going to slam on Olivia Nuzzi just because she got involved with someone she was reporting on. It happens, people get charmed and swept away. She's a reporter and constantly in contact with charming people who can sweep them away.

But... RFK Jr? Really? Really Olivia? Just... really? You could have had any dumbass in DC, fuck knows there's plenty of them. But really, RFK? Really, Nuzzi? Is his brain worm THAT much of a sweet talker?

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DemoCat's avatar

Gross. RFK Jr has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. His judgment is for shit, he’s a disloyal philanderer and overall creep who tied a rancid whale’s head to the roof of his car and stuffed a dead bear in his van. Of late he reached out to two polar opposite campaigns to offer his endorsement in exchange for a job. Clearly, dude has some serious issues. Brainworms may or may not cover it.

At least Trump named him to his “transition team,” a select group that includes Hannibal Lector and will fold and pack Trump’s red ties and underpants for his trip back to FL come November.

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Devon Williams's avatar

Because brainworms and anti-vaccine nonsense is what every woman wants.

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Virgiebeach's avatar

For certain values of "every". (GAG)

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I would also like to go on record at this time that my relationship with RFK, Jr. is in no way inappropriate.

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CripesAmighty's avatar

"If I lose, blame the Jews".

Well I should certainly hope so.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

When you lose, dear boy. When you lose.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

It’s a three-man race.

No, it’s not.

Also, anything following “Establishment…” can be safely tuned out. Thinking has been turned off; we have enter lazy-cliche land.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Also anything following “MSM.” While there are certainly issues with coverage of BOTH parties, using one brush to stain all media just because your little feefees are hurt is just a dogwhistle.

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Paula Carr's avatar

I used to see her on MSNBC years ago, and I always thought she was trying WAY too hard to be sexy....on a political news show. She's been a lightweight to me for ages.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"Tonight we take a closer look.... anybody?..... no?...."

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lisa peet's avatar

But… she could spend the rest of her life with the name Nuzzi-Lizza. Why on earth would you jeopardize that?

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kckitty's avatar

lol

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DemoCat's avatar

He has a skeezy reputation too, so they “get” each other.

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CI Carlson's avatar

My guess is the double-zed is the « fatal attraction » between Nuzzi and Lizza.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Zed's dead.

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WTAF's avatar

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plushie dragon's avatar

This fuggin guy, is there no end to his weird ways

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Virgiebeach's avatar

None in evidence, no. (And if he should bloody dare to invoke"MY FATHER AND MY UNCLE" one more fucking time--- well. I shall not be responsible for my actions -- I may have to murder a defenceless TeeVee. He gives me stomach acid.

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Darth Trad's avatar

She and Loopy Loomer are the same age. Coincidence?

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