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Nice. The only one I was forced to pay for(grad school one) arrived in the mail "postage due". A metaphor for grad school, if you ask me. If I ever frame it, I'll also frame the mailing envelope with the notice prominently displayed

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Until I can get back my ChicTract_Filet again, this is what I really look like. And I thought my 96 points would get me a free apple pie.

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I am fairly certain that Kirby Delauter does not have a college degree because Kirby Delauter does not list any college on the Kirby Delauter bio for the Frederick County Council page, so Kirby Delauter probably doesn't have a college degree.

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They meant my clockwork orange hat

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Wait...then what's NPR!

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Both of you need to be beaten with a BLT, y'know the kind where the bacon is real crisp....

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MEDIC!

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*wiping tears* No idea why, but that struck me very funny.

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It has been my experience that it is the fabled job creators, those noble creatures who have real jobs and worry about making a payroll that Eric Bolling holds so dear to his heart, that have made a college degree the minimum requirement to get even a passing consideration from hiring managers.

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and in Ryan and Walker's case, sucking at the government teat most of their lives.

infuriating.

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Mandrel bend headers are the dream range I've always wanted.

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Is that a tea cozy on his head?

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Education is so Twentieth Century.

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And no later than 1850.

This is good news for John McCain!

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I actually do care that a candidate for president has a college degree, and I don't feel remotely elitist for saying so. I'm not looking for some folksy guy or gal I can "relate" to - I seriously hope that whoever we elect to our highest office is one of the smartest people on the planet (though that is not the sole qualification). I guess I just don't have an inferiority complex that leads me to resent people who are smarter than me. And when I look at the criteria that many people (especially the wingnuts) think are important - like religion, or how loudly you claim to deny basic science - it just makes me nuts.

BTW, I also recognize that like GW Bush, one could have a degree from a prestigious university and still be a complete idiot. I guess that happens when your acceptance to said prestigious university is based on your Daddy's name.

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Nowadays you need a college degree to get a job as manager of Pizza Hut. I think the job of president is significantly more complicated and should require, at minimum, a BA. Rand Paul does have a degree. Scott Walker, as you say, shows a lot of ignorant disdain for education. He really should not even be governor, but don't inflict him on the rest of us.

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