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Gamera can.He's a friend to all the children, AND he's made of turtle meat!

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I read stories to homeless puppies every Tuesday and Thursday at the Portland Puppy Hospital.

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"arrest and convict corporate criminals."

That doesn't count in the minds of the people who are saying that, and we all know why.

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It's never the wrong time to bag on Lonnie Muskrat.

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A few years back, NYC cabbies had a protest because the leading cause of death for cabbies was homicide.

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Ugh. Speaking as a teacher, and while we need the help as you indicate, not sure I want a bunch of strutting cockss o' the dungheap as colleagues.

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I'm a late boomer (1961), and still teaching, and I encourage my students to go into health care. There's gold in them (us) thar geezers.

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The GOP body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down.

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I hate that motherfucker.

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Cut off Federal funding from DEA and DHS. Let the Feds do their own dirty work.

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Keystone Kops.

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Congress has the duty to regulate firearms.

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A mass immigration similar to the second half of the 19th century is urgently needed to save the US from the entropy of hegemony

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It's magic!

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Why doesn't the GSA or whoever is in charge of paying for the SS's bills just tell Trump Org that the rate is X and that's how much they're getting. Sorta like health insurance--the provider may say this is how much a procedure costs but the company is only paying as much as they determine it's worth.

If the Trump's don't like it, sue us.

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The difference is, it's much harder to refute the Republicans when they have footage of Cori Bush or AOC talking about how they're going to Defund The Police.

I really wish DTP fans would at last develop enough perspective to say, "yeah, in all humility, Defund The Police hasn't furthered our cause or the Democrats. The hole's already too deep and we will stop digging." Because, no matter how long DTP fans keep trying, it's still never going to work out that people say "by god they were right all along". Quit making it about validation and ego, and try making it about actually doing some good.

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