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I saw the Enquirer in the checkout line today. Evidently, Bill Clinton's on death's door.

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Ugh. Yeah, diabetes-associated complications from a gallbladder thing are what got my grandpa thirty-ish years ago. Fortunately, it sounds like your brother is doing much better. Wishing him a speedy and uncomplicated recovery!

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I'll stick with 20 mule team Borax. Or Borat. Or something else that doesn't involve Dinesh D'Felon.

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It's weird that he's not running for Senate, honestly. Can convicted felons not run for Senate?

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Didn't Hillary die in 2016? I remember how she had cancer...or maybe just a touch of the flu. In any case, I'm pretty sure she's dead now.

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I didn't realize Newsmax had settled. That's kind of a clue that they knew their story was bullshit. Of course anyone with 2 brain cells knew the election wasn't "stolen."

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RE: devolution provisions

The only other time I've heard of devolution was in a long form video from the band Devo.

My task for a good friend's bachelor party was to find flower pot hats and tyvek jumpsuits so we could all act like Devo. A good time.

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They don't identify the individual, just that some phone was at point A, then point B, then point C.

Imagine, all that tracking without a covid vaccine microchip. They've been doing that for well over 10 years.

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still not legal, cos the person (even de-identified) is not giving consent

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wait, you want there to be real life consequences for shit posting online? are you some kind of lefty? (if you are, come sit by me)

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You might want to check on that. I worked for a company, well know, that made good coin selling exactly that 'blind' information.

If you google: buy cell phone location data

You'll get over 10 million hits.

One example: https://datarade.ai/data-ca...

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Weren't the odds hugely against anyone in either group matching anyone in the other? Or-- I am I not getting the thing at all? No need to answer, I'm really tired.

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Then I don't see how D'nesh D. could have written all those books. I know you'll all say bc he's an idiot. But still I find it hard to figure. When I first heard of him it was years ago many years, and my father was excited bc he'd read a book by this guy, who said there shouldn't be English as a 2nd language classes since kids just learn English when they come to school. My father did this himself, and appreciated the book. I guess he'd forgotten about being kicked down the hallway by a lot of big kids when he was in kindergarten-- this story he told my mother but not me. He struggled the whole time and triumphed. Don't know why he was attracted to D'Sousa but he was, or why he wanted others to be kicked down the hall bc of not speaking English. Anyway, in those days the guy was some sort of scholar-- even if an 'ingratiating young immigrant'-type scholar.

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One could say he lost BIGLY!

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OMG that sounds so exciting. Btw, it's "500k Complaint Slaves," not just Complaint Slaves. That's related to the fact that, everybody gets $500K yearly. But the risk with that is, that if it's ever stopped... complete famine! That's the risk with the universal payment thing. No one understands why, it's just proof of the famous adage-- the no free lunch thing. That's just how the world works.

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