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"M"'s avatar

I'm not a betting woman and each lawsuit does take money, even as facts indicate that one is in the right.

It would be nice if she just lopped Grisham on in as an additional defendant pursuant to agency theory, though ...

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kermit's avatar

All of the criticisms on this so far are legitimate, but also ^^^ this ^^^.

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kermit's avatar

I have two smallpox scars. One I got as a babbie Boomer, and one in the US Army about 1972.* But maybe they stopped giving them to kids in the US by then?

* They weren't about to try to confirm everybody's vaccine records. Everybody got the important shots.

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kermit's avatar

Wait. It'll speed up.

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Sunhead's avatar

Sorry, I can't tell.Is that insert video legit or is it Melissa McCarthy on SNL channeling Detective Edwards from The Happy Time Murders?I ask because I have been caught before unable to tell the difference between SNL caricature and the real horrorshow.

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kermit's avatar

"he understands people"

Heh.

Heh. Hahahahahaha!Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[gasp]

The Child emperor has no empathy because he is a sociopath*. He pays no attention to other people** because they are not him, and therefore uninteresting.

* American definition.** Except whether or not they are paying attention to him.

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Vericima's avatar

I used to call them that too. I was very confused when people were referring to string underwear.

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

AOT,K. A reasonable connection between defendants... And defaming in regard to the same thing, so similar fact issues...

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JoeChristmas's avatar

Individual-1 says SWALLOW IT.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

"Now I am doing 'only Fox' and that is [described as] a problem. When does it stop? When will I be doing enough?"

Aaaah yes. The heartfelt cry of the poor persecuted person with privilege... "I gave you proles all I decided you deserved... when will you be satisfied? Why won't you defer to me?"

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DaveM's avatar

I'd really like to know what these people are smoking, drinking or shooting up. Zoom in and see her eyes. I see meth heads out on the street that don't have pupils contracted like that.

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kareemachan's avatar

Crap, I just needed to make myself another screwdriver.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Her version of events is not even feasible if you've ever tried on clothing in a dressing room of a crowded department store.

Wait. Is she saying that an entire Pornhub category is an out-and-out lie?

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

It’s almost like the squint and pucker is her trying to fit the flimsiest Orange flavor straw in her mouth

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

And those are their better qualities

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Squint and pucker time

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