No One Told Us All These Conservatives Would Be At CPAC
Good news: They let us in! Bad News: They let us in. The Marriott Wardman Hotel & Conference Centre is much like a mall where you can't find anything except the big anchor store, which is Mitch McConnell. But alas, after stepping over a few mass graves, we checked into CPAC for Wonkete.com. Jesus, even Cindy McCain knows there are two T's.
Now we are going to cover conservatives or maybe get drunk alone at the bar, STAY TUNED.
Oh, here's the red carpet to the Conservative Dating thingie. The hallway reeks of no-sex.
Now we're listening to Andrew Breitbart rant about the Ocupados: "I hate these bastards," he says. "I really hate these bastards." He has a movie coming out about them! The trailer looked so-so.
Years ago, I used to host a monthly indoor model airplane event. Yes...we were geeks. However, during one session a group of Amway-ers stumbled in during the last hour of our time at the armory...asking us to move since they had to set up for their "convention" the next day. We explained that we had the place 'til 9 and we would leave at that time. Pushy fuckers. We graciously said they they could use the stage as long as they didn't bug us. With a hurrumph, they set about "decorating" the stage with aluminum foil...actual aluminum foil...and it wasn't even Reynolds Wrap either, it was a store brand that was thin enough to be nearly translucent. Things came to a head when one of their people wandered out into the arena proper and tried to swat a model that startled her.
This has nothing to do with the what we're talking about other than I had an Amway story.
I have more.
dumb fuckers.
This is the kind of stuff we would fly; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVdoF4VbCFQ">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Nothingisamiss said I should get back to the snark. Who am I to argue?
Found this headline: <i>CPAC conservatives unite in opposition to Obama&rsquo;s contraceptive rule</i>
Isn&#039;t this kinda like when, in a group of babies, one starts crying and the rest join in?