Good news: They let us in! Bad News: They let us in. The Marriott Wardman Hotel & Conference Centre is much like a mall where you can't find anything except the big anchor store, which is Mitch McConnell. But alas, after stepping over a few mass graves, we checked into CPAC for Wonkete.com. Jesus,
Years ago, I used to host a monthly indoor model airplane event. Yes...we were geeks. However, during one session a group of Amway-ers stumbled in during the last hour of our time at the armory...asking us to move since they had to set up for their "convention" the next day. We explained that we had the place 'til 9 and we would leave at that time. Pushy fuckers. We graciously said they they could use the stage as long as they didn't bug us. With a hurrumph, they set about "decorating" the stage with aluminum foil...actual aluminum foil...and it wasn't even Reynolds Wrap either, it was a store brand that was thin enough to be nearly translucent. Things came to a head when one of their people wandered out into the arena proper and tried to swat a model that startled her.
This has nothing to do with the what we're talking about other than I had an Amway story.
It was fun...but I don't fly anymore because the folks I hung out with all lost their minds when a black man was running for and eventually won the presidency. It's was pretty scary. One minute we were all, "Nice flight, George" and the next it was like that Star Trek episode where all the beautiful women turned out to be hideous salt sucking fiends. "Who the fuck are you and what have you done with my friends!?"
What's up with the font on the sign? Isn't that the same one rappers use for the "Thug4Life" tats on their bellies?
That has to be a woman. But either way, I wouldn't mind stapling a few teabags to that caboose if you get mah meaning, if you catch mah drift.
Years ago, I used to host a monthly indoor model airplane event. Yes...we were geeks. However, during one session a group of Amway-ers stumbled in during the last hour of our time at the armory...asking us to move since they had to set up for their "convention" the next day. We explained that we had the place 'til 9 and we would leave at that time. Pushy fuckers. We graciously said they they could use the stage as long as they didn't bug us. With a hurrumph, they set about "decorating" the stage with aluminum foil...actual aluminum foil...and it wasn't even Reynolds Wrap either, it was a store brand that was thin enough to be nearly translucent. Things came to a head when one of their people wandered out into the arena proper and tried to swat a model that startled her.
This has nothing to do with the what we're talking about other than I had an Amway story.
I have more.
dumb fuckers.
This is the kind of stuff we would fly; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVdoF4VbCFQ">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Nothingisamiss said I should get back to the snark. Who am I to argue?
Found this headline: <i>CPAC conservatives unite in opposition to Obama&rsquo;s contraceptive rule</i>
Isn&#039;t this kinda like when, in a group of babies, one starts crying and the rest join in?
It was fun...but I don&#039;t fly anymore because the folks I hung out with all lost their minds when a black man was running for and eventually won the presidency. It&#039;s was pretty scary. One minute we were all, &quot;Nice flight, George&quot; and the next it was like that Star Trek episode where all the beautiful women turned out to be hideous salt sucking fiends. &quot;Who the fuck are you and what have you done with my friends!?&quot;
Maybe the Amwayouts thought that Mary Kay wanted to test their products on them?
appalled.
Remember, it&#039;s not rape if you use wine coolers.
As is bishops would use condoms.
What&#039;s up with the font on the sign? Isn&#039;t that the same one rappers use for the &quot;Thug4Life&quot; tats on their bellies?
That has to be a woman. But either way, I wouldn&#039;t mind stapling a few teabags to that caboose if you get mah meaning, if you catch mah drift.