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HEY George! You got your wish! Not MacMaster, but McCrystal... close enough. Please prognosticate another!

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NOOOO SHIT????? But.... One could be killed in Rome for predicting the death of an Emperor! Or even for doing his horoscope, unless it was all good news.

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I call him the Strumpet. Or the Unsound Orange Possegrabber, leader of the Repuggalos.

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For the next one may I recommend Aaron Rupar’s Twitter blow-by-blow account. You find out what’s happening as it’s happening without having to hear trumps repellent voice. @atrupar

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Fun fact: the pilot who helped land the Aloha Airlines plane that day, Mimi Tompkins, is my 2nd cousin. She is a badass.

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Awwwwww. You can't imagine how much it upsets me to know that I've upset you. I feel sooooooooo terrible. But I bet you can imagine exactly how eager I am to take your generous advice. Can't you?

Please stay tuned.

And have a wonderful day.

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I've had a poorly constructed flimsy tinfoil hat theory that the GOP has won its elections for years because of Russian Fuckery™

A ton of the long-term GOP "planks," like self-destructive tax-cutting, support for unrestricted weapon access, and endless culture-war / racism stoking, despite constantly polling as the opposite in national popularity, would definitely fit under the umbrella category of "get America to hurt itself from the inside."

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I commented on another post that Jordan utilized the no Russian influence on Trump and even if there were it wouldn't be bad, but you should look at Hunter Biden's ties to Russia which would (presumably) be super bad. I said that he did so a few days ago. It was just yesterday!

MrPug regrets the mistake.

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Is it next to all the fake ballots from GIIIIINNNNNA?

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They are cowards who are afraid of his bluster.

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Let's just pay the Trumps to go into exile.$20 billion ought to do it. Never come back, even on vacation,Gates, Soros, and Bezos. They'd never miss it. He could go live in Crimea. Build the world's tallest.

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I thought that was a Jim Demint joint.

I'm starting to realize they're all equally horrible, except for The Lincoln Project, who at least seem to have some line in the sand that they won't cross.

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I wouldn't wast my money on that one. I might read it when it hits the remainder bin at Thriftbooks. I'm sure he's got some interesting tales to tell, but he probably won't be honest about any of it.

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I'm pretty sure I AM going crazy. I seriously can NOT take another 4 years of this insanity.

I'm hoping at some point that the Deplorables are so shunned by polite society, that they will learn to STFU.

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Avenue of the Americas? Do you mean 6th Ave?

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