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The tufts of tribble hair sticking out under the red cap are a dead give away.

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I hate judicial watch as much as the next liberal, but they are starting to make noise about the cost of these trips, so *fingers crossed.*

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not enough noise, dammit

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Not to scare you, but colleges are pretty on par with the military when it comes to assault.

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Oh my doodness. What he don't gots, I surely don't needs.

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Far be it from me to correct the good Doktor, but unless my memory fails me, it was Boris and Natasha.

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Actually, if you look at the stats, I don't think that's true.

And in any case, in college, you have more freedom to move around and escape an uncomfortable (or worse) situation.

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I never realized how hard it was to hide a tub of lard.

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And he sure as hell not Jamie Frazier.

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Quiet, comrade! They're keeping their identities seekrit while on trail of Moose and Squirrel!

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Ah! Sobranie! Moose and Squirrel must be hunted down

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Typo:

"There’s nothing sneaky or uunderhanded about this, after all, say the Trumpers,"

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"Barack Obama is the least transparent president -- ever." My seventy-year-old memory must be failing me. I'm getting senile. There never was a Richard Milhous Nixon and there never was a George Walker Bush administration notorious for secrecy and unaccountability. But that's Trump. From his Twitter account -- or from his mouth -- "the worst ever" means "whatever I haven't liked in the past five minutes" and "the greatest ever" means "whatever idiot idea I've had just recently".In five more minutes he doesn't remember either of them.And no, unlike some people, I don't mean by "But that's Trump", we just have to bend over and take it. When in God's name (or Satan's, I guess, since Trump was appointed by God to save morality and greatness in the U.S.A.) are even the Republicans going to sideline him to a padded room on the manifest grounds that he's utterly unfit mentally to be POTUS? It shouldn't be hard to prove at this stage.

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Natasha left Boris? WTF!?!?1!

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Boris Badinoff has privacy needs too.

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Depends on who you ask!!!(Those Canadians are sneaky!!)

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