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Showing things that exist is disrespectful to the more commonplace things that exist.

How do these people drink liquids without drowning?

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You are contractually obligated to buy them anyway or pay a lieburl Obamacare penalty sez SCOTUS.

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Also too the GS 'bortionplexes... or is it 'bortionplexi?

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plus the coat hangers come in handy in the event of an emergency 'bortion.

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Uvuloplasty liebulz! Drinking without a straw is super hard... that shit is for realz.

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I don't think that word ("confections") means what you think it means ...

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<i>the Million Mom March</i>

I demand a recount.

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I'm still unclear how crackers that stick to the roof of your mouth is part anyone's agenda, gay or straight.

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Awwww, that is so sweet. Still don't like graham crackers.

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It sounds like a few mommies need some nice butt sex and smores to take their minds off of how other people live their lives.

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Outrage is the lifeblood of the deranged.

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Oh for heaven's sake. Families with no dads are bad and families with two dads are bad. Make up your minds!!

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