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Chris Grrr's avatar

Showing things that exist is disrespectful to the more commonplace things that exist.

How do these people drink liquids without drowning?

Also2Something's avatar

You are contractually obligated to buy them anyway or pay a lieburl Obamacare penalty sez SCOTUS.

Also2Something's avatar

Also too the GS 'bortionplexes... or is it 'bortionplexi?

Also2Something's avatar

plus the coat hangers come in handy in the event of an emergency 'bortion.

Also2Something's avatar

Uvuloplasty liebulz! Drinking without a straw is super hard... that shit is for realz.

jqheywood's avatar

I don't think that word ("confections") means what you think it means ...

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>the Million Mom March</i>

I demand a recount.

schmannity's avatar

I'm still unclear how crackers that stick to the roof of your mouth is part anyone's agenda, gay or straight.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Awwww, that is so sweet. Still don't like graham crackers.

Fartknocker's avatar

It sounds like a few mommies need some nice butt sex and smores to take their minds off of how other people live their lives.

diogenez's avatar

Outrage is the lifeblood of the deranged.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh for heaven's sake. Families with no dads are bad and families with two dads are bad. Make up your minds!!