We all know that the holy rite of communion is not available to divorced Catholics, remarried Catholics, and nuns who are hospital administrators and allow women whose lives are in immediate danger from their pregnancies to get abortions. (And may get excommunicated, depending.) (Oh and it's still available to priests who rape their charges, because that is a sin that God can forgive, but the other ones are not or something.) But did you know that if you are
Last Xmas my folks dragged me to their old episcopal church, and lo and behold the new priest is a lady! And not just a lady, but an unabashed super butch lesbo, and everybody is just like 'whatevs, she makes a good casserole and I like her sermons'
Well, the worst thing is they will be deprived if the <a href="http:\/\/www.newadvent.org\/cathen\/02364a.htm" target="_blank">Beatific Vision</a>. So there! Actually I saw something like this a long time ago, but it was in some snarky mag, so ...
My brother married a Catholic woman many years ago. One of her sisters married a divorced guy, so her family cut her off, wouldn&#039;t talk to her, what hooer, etc.
Then the divorced guy&#039;s first wife died, and the family welcomed both her and him back, now that their marriage was legitimate. Even more amazingly, the divorced guy and his wife said, &quot;Great, thanks, happy to be here, your hypocrisy doesn&#039;t bother us at all.&quot;
This is one of the Holy Mysteries associated with Jebus.
<i>he was consulting with the Catholic Diocese of Crookston about the issue.</i>
Whoops, no time to answer that, we&rsquo;re too busy claiming that any time religion isn&#039;t being coddled and fawned over, we&#039;re being actively persecuted.
true but we&#039;re not assholes <i>wearing prada shoes </i>
(and not wiping up generations of pedophilia)
time to read some hilary mantel again.
Last Xmas my folks dragged me to their old episcopal church, and lo and behold the new priest is a lady! And not just a lady, but an unabashed super butch lesbo, and everybody is just like &#039;whatevs, she makes a good casserole and I like her sermons&#039;
Well, the worst thing is they will be deprived if the <a href="http:\/\/www.newadvent.org\/cathen\/02364a.htm" target="_blank">Beatific Vision</a>. So there! Actually I saw something like this a long time ago, but it was in some snarky mag, so ...
Five is right out.
Amen.
As Charlie Pierce always calls the hierarchy of the church: &quot;the international conspiracy to obstruct justice.&quot;
Too late..you thought it. Busted!
But what if they are attacked with a bowl of strawberries?
FTW!
Priests are on Facebook? Is this to meet hot Altar Boys?
told her son wouldn&rsquo;t be allowed to <strike>complete confirmation</strike> be raped by priests.
Fixed.
My brother married a Catholic woman many years ago. One of her sisters married a divorced guy, so her family cut her off, wouldn&#039;t talk to her, what hooer, etc.
Then the divorced guy&#039;s first wife died, and the family welcomed both her and him back, now that their marriage was legitimate. Even more amazingly, the divorced guy and his wife said, &quot;Great, thanks, happy to be here, your hypocrisy doesn&#039;t bother us at all.&quot;
This is one of the Holy Mysteries associated with Jebus.
I was gonna go with boyfucker, because, y&#039;know, Catholic.
It made him compose a folksy poem...
<i>he was consulting with the Catholic Diocese of Crookston about the issue.</i>
Whoops, no time to answer that, we&rsquo;re too busy claiming that any time religion isn&#039;t being coddled and fawned over, we&#039;re being actively persecuted.