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eddi-SABH's avatar

The last bit reminds me of watching a doe cross the road. She got about halfway and paused. Then was joined by her yearling daughter. All the stopped traffic just watched as they crossed into a field of tall grass. Then the real fun began. Mom was tall enough to see where she was going. But every few steps, the yearling popped up for a look. One time I regretted not having a camera.

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Babe Paley's avatar

The cat that was just slightly smaller than those who moved in with us when I was a kid--he must have been part wild cat, though once he moved in he became such a loving cat, and very much like a dog. He was HUGE and pure muscle.

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

I have a lot of stuffed animals - it's a collection NOT an obsession. Anyway, one of them is a Serval that I got from the Hawk Creek Wildlife Center, here in Western New York, for being a member. I love him, and he's one that I keep out year 'round.

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Menotsure's avatar

Several serval kittens

Climbed the thorny trees

To scratch their backs

With utmost care

And live just as they please.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

They are quite spotted in the wild.

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weejee's avatar

Spots!

/ starts looking for face.

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Martin Shobe's avatar

Don't worry. They aren't leopards. They only eat your nose and lips.

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oblivias's avatar

I was standing in the serval enclosure at a wild animal park in South Africa when one of them very deliberately turned his back on the humans and let go with a spray that could knock down a large child. He hit the woman standing next to me right in the midsection. She was drenched. The serval then casually jumped up into a tree and stretched out on a branch to get a good view of the results of his mayhem. I know cats and I'm pretty sure he was laughing at the woman.

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kmblue187's avatar

And see you on Saturday.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Wonkette will be here and you will see them. They are a lean, mean, 24x7 machine.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Can we train them to eat faces? The current leopards are getting a bit chonky ...

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Servile kittens? Who has ever seen such a thing? Wait what?

𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘢𝘭 kittens? Well, that makes more sense...

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

Yeah, they will serve you allright...

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Kittehs!

Wonder if serval kittens get zoomies like Wayne had yesterday. And do they have toys? Can they throw them as well as Wayne can his catnip sloth??

What I'm saying is, don't need no wild cats - there's one living in my house, and I love the crazy little bastard even with his razor toes.

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Derek Smith's avatar

Catnip Sloth - the new name of my Emo Donnie & Marie cover band.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Babby Servals!

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The Wanderer's avatar

Spotty savannah cats!

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Al Bellenchia's avatar

When do they start eating da faces?

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

started Jan 20

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

Can they even keep up this week?

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eddi-SABH's avatar

Loomer listens to the voices. Trump listens to Loomer. NSA boss and deputy are out the door.

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Has anybody offered a clapback to Rebecca on the gonorrhea thing? I suppose it's a syphillian task. Anyhow, here's Frank Zappa

https://youtu.be/3vmPwZT-9zY

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Rachael's avatar

I'm very disappointed with myself for giving you an upvote on this.

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Cock Blockula's avatar

Me too. Makes me feel dirty...

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Give me

Your dirty love

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mvario's avatar

MLK in the North: The Civil Rights Leader Understood That Racism and Segregation Were National Problems | Teen Vogue

https://www.teenvogue.com/story/mlk-in-the-north-jeanne-theoharis

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mvario's avatar

Massive, Unarchivable Datasets of Cancer, Covid, and Alzheimer's Research Could Be Lost Forever

https://www.404media.co/nih-archives-repositories-marked-for-review-for-potential-modification/

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Trump would LOVE for evidence of his catastrophic COVID response failure to be lost forever.

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Liminal's avatar

Re: Nancy Mace and the handshake thing. She’s just mad that a trans person touched her and gave her trans cooties. Her whole arm was affected,

Also, too, isn’t PAB known for doing that stupid handshake thingy where he tries to pull the other person off balance? Shouldn’t Mace be upset at all that assault? I mean, in addition to the rape and the pussy grabbing?

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

She should have had it amputated above the elbow. It's the only way to be sure.

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mvario's avatar

Someone mention Greg Abbott?

https://substack.com/@mvario/note/c-105971971

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mvario's avatar

Someone mention the clap?

https://substack.com/@mvario/note/c-105968792

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mitch's avatar

Great post REBECCA and wonkette . Yes loomer or miss fish lips , Did indeed purge some people . What gets me is know one ever asks what she has on stump . She can call him everything she wants , Yet out of the blue goes to very white house and says do this and he does , Great post .By all at wonkette

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Paulomatic's avatar

She has the attempted sex act recording.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I didn't have catching the Gonorrhea on my to-do list for today, so okay.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

In 1969, I got a phone call from the CDC to question me about a possible "issue". They took that shit seriously, once upon a time.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Well, more of a discharge than an issue . . .

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paxpax's avatar

57 years ago today The Rev Martin Luther King, Jr was assassinated in Memphis Tennessee at the Lorraine Motel. Link is a substack post of mine from December right after President Jimmy Carter had died - photos mine next to Lorraine Motel.

https://open.substack.com/pub/paxpax/p/rip-president-jimmy-carter?r=3ixr3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false

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MissMuppet's avatar

In today’s fucked up beyond recognition world I am opting for “Spring Cleaning Therapy” instead of “Retail Therapy “. The objective for today is to clean out the kitchen cabinets. Empty every single one of them and clean, organize, recycle, and scale down. Do I need hundreds of plastic bowls with lids? Do I need every damned coffee cup that I’ve ever received as a gift? Is there a reason that there is a packet of McCormick spaghetti sauce seasoning with a best by date of 2017 in my cutlery drawer? Stay tuned for answers to these profound questions and more!

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Gammarae's avatar

that mccormick seasoning should have had a best by date of "never", i suspect.

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paxpax's avatar

I have a jillion plastic containers - you can have them if you want them (seriously if the perpetully full recycle bin by my building is empty today - some will go) - but in the mean time I have to complete online education for work.

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

If Bobby had been in charge back in the 60s, the United States would not have been spared from the "flipper babies," found in countries around the world, because he would have fired Frances Oldham Kelsey, who fought against the release of Thalidomide for morning sickness. there should be a statue to her in every city across the land (and Canada where she was born).

Republicans ride the Pale Horse, bringing the sword, famine, and plague.

OK, I'm gonna go look at the pretty kitty that Martini so thoughtfully presented this morning.

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Vermicious Kid, RN's avatar

Good news: I accepted a job offer at a great hospital! Starting nights on telemetry this summer after I pass my NCLEX! Thank you for all your Wonk-ouragement.

I just need to ignore the news for a few more months so I can study. I have worked towards this goal for a combined ten years. I will not allow this wave of fascism to rob me of the joy and hope that comes with the culmination of my hard work. There’s just too much bad health care and research news in the world for me to be here very often - just wanted to share since I feel bad popping in with my own Nice Times and then vanishing. Here’s to every small thing we all do to repair our corners of the world!

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Thanks for being a helper.

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Gammarae's avatar

yeah, baby!

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Corvid Opera's avatar

Excellent news, congrats! Thanks for being one of the people working to heal; there is much need for you. All the best.

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Mike_Cramer's avatar

In other fascist conspiracy kook news: The Guardian is reporting that Russell Brand was charged with rape and sexual assault.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/apr/04/russell-brand-charged

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"M"'s avatar

Long time coming

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imissthosesparks TYFYATTM's avatar

He sounds like the kind of guy the White House will work to bring to the US. He can hang out with the Tate brothers.

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

About time.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Excellent news.

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pmsrw3's avatar

It's 9:35, the markets just opened, and the S&P500 is down 2.7% already. That's for the day, so it's in addition to yesterday's 6% drop.

So much winning!

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Dow is down a similar amount.

7% in the last 30 days.

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pmsrw3's avatar

It's already dropped another 2% since I wrote that.

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