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Sallyfemina's avatar

Mama owl ain't got time for beauty!

Many human women agree with her.

John Thorstensen's avatar

Anassa kata, kalo kale,

Ia ia ia Nike,

Bryn Mawr, Bryn Mawr, Bryn Mawr!

Martini Glambassador's avatar

She is a queen!

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Owl'l be seeing you.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Owl equivalent of bedhead.

JCfromNC's avatar

I put this on Martini's page but I guess I'll put it here too.

NC Wildlife live cam of barn owl nest, currently three chicks (and I think an egg that never hatched):

https://www.ncwildlife.gov/outdoors/barn-owl-live-cam

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

Love it!

Babies are so cute, but such a pain in the ass!

(Poor mom getting pushed around!)

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Young Bagels was almost scared to death by a barn owl that one time. Anyway, birds are not real.

vorpal 86...47...ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ's avatar

despite her dishabille, mama is still a Superb Owl

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Owls = Cats with Wings = Flying Murder Pillows

Bagels of Doom's avatar

With great eyesight and a swivel neck.

Menotsure's avatar

Well and truly plucked.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

That slow blink at the end, i shouldn’t anthropomorphize, but those eyelids and lashes; she’s such a tired little coquette.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Blue Jay? What Blue Jay?

Parakeetist's avatar

Hi, thees is good choice, because thees is birb!

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

The old hooty-owl hooty-hoos to the dove...

I love owls. Thank you.

NatalyaResists's avatar

Who needs a spa day? Mama needs a spa day!

Whale Chowder's avatar

"Uh, you got a thing...there...on your face..."

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

"Yes, kids,it still only takes 3 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie pop!"

Snarfyguy's avatar

Wise old owl!

Chris's avatar

When I sit in the middle of a busy road drinking margaritas, I always make sure to put my salsa on the opposite side of my political sign, because what political statement isn't made stronger by salsa drips?

Michael's avatar

Don't forget Epstein. But also don't forget the disastrous Callais decision:

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/opinion/outlook/article/voting-rights-act-congress-22243430.php

beb's avatar

The Supreme Court and in particular the Chief Justice has had it in for the Voting Right Act since Day One. The last time they interfered was to disallow a map being redrawn because it was too close to an election (by about half a year) This time they disallowed a map when early voting had already started. Their argument that racism is already dead is belied by the speed in which southern governments move to disenfranchise Black votes.

Mark's avatar

Meh, you say "ballroom", I say "bunker to withstand a siege in January 2029."

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Weld it shut, change the wifi password, fuck him.

Mark's avatar

Heh, just posted the same on the later thread..

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

Don't forget to add the concrete shell like was done for Chernobyl.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

That's what I like about Democrats. We sweat the small details.

Bupkus231's avatar

"Regretful Trump voters now taking their cue from Candace Owens, and not believing anybody’s shooting at Trump. Oh, “shots will be fired” indeed. (The Bulwark) Trump is Jim Jones and they all deserve it. (Paul Waldman at the Cross Section)"

In the meantime, some 74-year-old in Spokane, WA made several calls to The Villages sales center to issue "threats" against at least some of those employees:

"𝐀𝐧𝐭𝐢-𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐦𝐛 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬"

"... The Spokesman Review newspaper in Spokane, Wash., reported that the sales center received 11 threatening phone calls from a number, later traced to Martindale in Spokane, in a short period Saturday morning, court records show. He used profanity, complained about Trump’s Friday visit to The Villages and made threats, the employees told authorities.

The sales center employees reported the threats to local law enforcement who relayed them to the U.S. Secret Service.

“Me and my friends are getting our semiautomatics and are coming to blow you guys up because of that scumbag Trump,” Martindale allegedly told one of the employees, according to the newspaper report...." ( Note that these threats were made on Saturday, while Trump was safely on the Doral golf course in Miami )

Link: https://www.villages-news.com/2026/05/05/anti-trumper-arrested-after-alleged-bomb-threats-phoned-in-to-the-villages/

It's kinda weird that he called The Villages sales center, since they really had next to nothing to do with Trump's visit - the Republican Party of Florida had confirmed that Trump would be visiting, but that doesn't mean they had been the ones who had "invited" him. The event was held at the local charter high school, which is administered by the Sumter Co. School District. Neither entity has any direct ties to The Villages sales center ( which isn't part of the "quasi-governmental" organizations that make up The Villages ).

One has to wonder why some asshole 3000_ miles away would bother with calling in threats? As it is, I had not heard anything about this, despite the fact that these calls were made Saturday, and it's now Wednesday when this little local news website picked it up. One would think that some of the more "regular" newspapers would have reported it ( Leesburg Commercial, Ocala Sun-Times, even the Orlando Sentinel carry stories about The Villages ). Hell, even the Sumter Co. Sheriff's department made no press release or notice on their website.

Randy's avatar

The Louisiana Republicans might just be stupid enough to redraw the boundaries yet make no provision for a revised filing deadline for candidates in the all-new districts. Either way, they're inviting a lawsuit that has a good chance of success at the district court level before it reaches the Outlaw Fifth Circuit. The Booger Eater Caucus in the TN Legislature (which is most of 'em) are up against the same issue. They're talking about changing the filing deadlines, which have already passed for the primary elections set for August. But they're also talking about wrapping up their work in just 3 days, and this kind of thing usually takes weeks. So there's a likelihood they'll screw it up and invite more lawsuits; the likelihood is compounded by the fact that they're, well, booger eaters. (Look for them to tout fried boogers as a good source of protein next year when cuts to public school funding--TN is already the lowest in the nation--force even more difficult choices.)

Sherry's avatar

Reading a fascinating book on owls right now, “What An Owl Knows”. Thanks to that I now know the largest owl is The Blackiston’s Fish Owl.

Listening to Psaki last night, there seems to be a lot of suspicious things being approved to spend our taxes on at overinflated prices on “No Bid” contracts that are friendly to the regime. I shouted Abscam!

I think we’re going to be horrified when we follow the money. My spidey sense tells me that a whole lotta Rethuglicans are getting kickbacks and that’s why they are doing nothing. They aren’t interested in stopping their gravy train. Hence, lawyers.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

That the VA was following colleagues of Petti while they mourned is a better example of a Deep State than anything the MAGasses have ever come up with.

Enter Ranting's avatar

It's all projection with those assholes.

Nacho Librul's avatar

I get the warm-fuzzies when proper grammar is used “at which this man can’t fail” instead of “ which this man can’t fail at.” Yes, I come from a long line of Grammar Police.

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

Which man can't fail at this?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

There's no hard and fast rule that a preposition cannot come at the end. It was assumed to be that way because the latin "pre" means before.

Unlike rules like the comma always goes inside the closing quotation marks, any assumptions about position fall before the demand for clear, unambiguous communications.

Nacho Librul's avatar

Daniel, I am awed and humbled by your superior knowledge - you are definitely a high-ranking officer in the Grammar Police. 😊

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

"Trump and the fossil-fuel cabal may be able to extract a few billion dollars in profits by keeping America stuck in a dirty-energy past. But in so doing they will also ensure that the United States is left behind, and that the future belongs to China."

China has one major advantage over the US that's not gonna change. The US government and its energy policy is run by the fossil fuel business. China does't have oil, or oil companies running their government.

hillary's left one's avatar

I thought they had coal, and a shit ton of it, but I don’t know why I thought that. But do they?

Enter Ranting's avatar

China has already buried the US, the US just doesn't realize it yet.

Sherry's avatar

Seems like whenever there is oil involved and big money to be made, there’s a whole lot of corruption. Look at Russia as a prime example.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Plus, while reading several articles about the expansion of non-oil-gas energy throughout the world, it occurred to me that trump is setting up the USA to go down the same economic abyss as Russia or Saudia Arabia, or... . The more a country relies on the sale of oil or coal or metal or other natural resources, the less diverse the economy, the more likely the economy is to go belly up.

Psyker01's avatar

There's a delicious irony that President Drill Baby Drill is going to destroy oil dependency and usher in clean energy. Its extra sweet because all the oil companies, the Gulf States and people who wanted cheap gas supported Trump and he screwed them over good.

Enter Ranting's avatar

That's kinda his thing.

Sherry's avatar

But they aren’t crying at their profits. They KNOW how much he loves driving up prices so he profits.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Did I miss it? I had been hoping for HeWhoMustFuckOff getting all intensity about Navy battleships and how he knows EVERYTHING about battleship and saying some new batshit battleship thing to distract me from (waves hand in AOT;K general directions of AOT;K everything) this other stuff going on.

With this blockade mania going on I eagerly await news of the 10 -12 new battleships he has already built setting sail for new and bigger blockade fun. All the Navy has to do right now is accept delivery of the large quantity of diesel fuel needed to make the ships go places and we......

What's that you say? Diesel fuel is somehow adjacent to crude oil?

OH!

Fuck!

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

I just pulled a muscle in my side while pouring mixed nuts into a little ziplock back. Stay tuned for more dispatches from “The Degradation of Nigel R Toppinglift, III” brought to you by our generous sponsor The Inexorable March of Time.

hillary's left one's avatar

Let us know when you pull a muscle SLEEPING, for fucks sake. (And it’s not like I’ve only done this once or something. More like once every couple months.)

Gammarae's avatar

fuck the inexorable march of time, dammit.

Sherry's avatar

I pulled a hammie walking upstairs. See you on that slow march.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

I'm sorry to laugh at your pain, but that was kind of funny.

Hello Marion's avatar

I'm not laughing, but only because it's guaranteed to make me slip a disc at this point.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Dolly Parton said she used to carry clean underwear in her purse in case she got lucky. Now she carries it in case she sneezes.

Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

So whichever edgelord asshat leftover from DOGE thought it was an excellent idea to post that hateful, racist, xenophobic shit on Cinco de Mayo, great job buddy. You get a cookie. You out-assholed everyone in that wretched hive of scum and villainy for the day. Let’s see how you do today? I know racist memes on a non-international holiday are not as impactful but we believe in you. ✊