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Trump's golf handicap is negative 43. That's why he owns his own golf courses - special rules for special fools.

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It'd be nice if he'd also learned not to grab his daughter's arse.

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What are those parrots doing in the photo of Donald with Ivanka on his lap..... ewwww

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Exactly.

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So? Trump was in an actual porno. What's your point?

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Now, if Paris had boobs like Trump's daughter, in that skeevy photo...

http://i.faketrumptweet.com...

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Nobody gives Donald Trump credit for not being sexually attracted to his daughter Ivanka when she was 12.

At this point, evidence just hasn't surfaced yet to prove his lack of attraction to her.

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This is old news, playing since the primaries. It's just been forgotten.

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His internal thoughts:

"Oh, yeah! If they only knew. Hee, hee, hee! Dang, no boobs! That drops her to a 6."

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What's your point?

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That Trump (and his supporters) are hypocritical little crybabies who hate women who engage in sex outside of whatever parameters they consider acceptable?What has Ms Machado done? Well, she posed topless - so did Trump's wife. She has never been in a pornographic film - Trump has. She did have sex with someone while on a TV show - entirely covered up by a sheet (you see nothing!). So what? Plenty of people on reality TV shows have done that. And Trump enjoys watching them - he enjoyed Paris Hilton's sex tape, despite having known her since she was 12 years old.

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It would not surprise me if he really said that. Not Trump. This would be so typically him. His mouth moving without bothering to involve the brain. Which come to think of it, might not make much of a difference.

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Either you didn't watch the video or your comprehension skills are extremely lacking.

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OMG! You cited something from Chuck Johnson, here, of all places!? Jesus, boy that's some feeble shit. Also no one will watch that because we don't want to catch digital herpes from that skanky assed, misogynist fucker of mushrooms.

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From Ed's disqus blathering I'm thinking a sovcit who missed the party in Oregon.

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Little man in the boat?

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